That you use and that you have listen used on you?
2006-07-07 16:03:55 · 10 answers · asked by Mary7 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
If you think life is bad..... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard. Only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys!! But worst of all...the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!!!!
if your right leg was thanksgiving and your left leg was christmas, then could i meet you between the holidays??
i sure ain't no Fred Flinstone but i can make your bedrock
Let's go to my place and play war I'll lay down and you blow the hell outta me!
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Why is it I gotta climb a hundred mountains to get you, but all you gotta do is smile to get me?
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
if i told you, you had a nice body would you hold it against me?????
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Is that a keg in ur back pocket cause i want to tap that ***!!!
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
Do you have a quarter? I promised my mother I'd call her when I met the girl of my dreams.
2006-07-07 16:08:30 · answer #1 · answered by *** Y 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm not female yet i got here upon in case you walk up and smile and say hi. anticipate a hi back. Say my call is and components your first call purely. If she provides her call you could ask her to leap or have the ability to communicate about what ever the shape is about. not in any respect say how fantastically she is too quickly or that you spotted her from by skill of the room because you'll now be a stalker. in simple terms declaring hi has gotten me laid many situations. in simple terms be freindly and a pleased individual a good as females see a guy having relaxing they seem to need to carry close him. females like relaxing. maximum are gold diggers and purely style of relaxing they prefer will value you and also you'll bypass domicile broke and not in any respect something extra not even a telephone style. Be carful females play the game too. Hum how a lot money am i able to'm getting this sucker spend on me earlier I promote off him or he provides up?
2016-10-14 05:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite pick up line not because it's funny, becasue i like it is
"Hey are you a sexy weight caus' you sure did make my dick hard?" I know, a little weird but it was an orginial.
2006-07-07 16:08:55 · answer #3 · answered by Summerbaby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick up lines are cheesy, my boyfriend and I laugh at some of these:
Are you a boxer? Because your a knock out! Did you clean you pants with windex? Because I can see myself in your pants!
My favorite pick up line is, hello, how are you? my name is******* In all honesty, I like a guy who can come up to me and say something origional, something that isn't gross or cheesy. And a cute butt would'nt hurt either.
2006-07-07 20:10:12 · answer #4 · answered by kmrelo04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have never need a pick up line just go up and talk to them, or run up to them and hug them randomly that normally get there attention lol
2006-07-07 16:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by Harlotslain 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like pick up lines. I prefer a man having the decency and intelligence to ask me out, in a sincere fashion. Grown women don't enjoy that kind of adolescent stuff.
2006-07-07 16:09:20 · answer #6 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to take a trip around your fallopian tubes.
2006-07-07 16:07:07 · answer #7 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have two:
"I'm drawn to you like bullets to Fifty Cent"
and
"I'll flip a coin, head at my place, tale at yours"
HAHAA
2006-07-07 16:06:34 · answer #8 · answered by maggi r 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey how longs your d*ck?!
uh... do u wanna have sex and get married?!?
hi im (name) im a (horascope)!
2006-07-07 16:08:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Addicted to Love♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Are you tired?
...because you've been running through my mind all day!"
2006-07-07 16:06:22 · answer #10 · answered by rudegrrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋