What would you do if you were the president of the United States?

Question

Now you're in the white house in your ward doing what Bush does everyday [Except having sex with the first lady] using his bathroom [it sucks aint it to use Bush's bathroom] and you have a whole week to rule The United States of America.What would you do then?

Answer 1

If I were President for a week:

First Day : Dissolve the Republican Party and send them all to Iraq so they can see first hand, what a mess they created.

Second Day : Strip George W. Bush of his American Citizenship and deport him permanently to Iraq.

Third Day : Stop all monetary aid to all Nations and begin to take care of our own Nation. That will be the perfect way to keep taxes low. Most money given to other Nations by the USA, is squandered by those Nations corrupt leaders anyway. The people in those Nations who need the money, never see it!

Fourth Day : Add in, a stronger constitutional amendment that will strictly forbid any Religion from having any kind of influence on the Government and have strict penalties for any Religion who disobeys that amendment, in any way. Start making all Religious organizations pay taxes just like the rest of us do.

Fifth Day : Order the National Guard back from where ever they are in the World and have them patrol both our Northern and Southern borders to make sure that we will never let in, the kind of scum bags who attacked us on 9/11/2001.

Sixth Day : Create and sign into law, allowing any same sex couple who wants to get married, be married.

Seventh and Last Day : Pack all of my stuff and run like Hell before all the Republicans return from Iraq, to assassinate me.

Answer 2

Executive Order 1: Rearrange troop assignments so that National Guardsmen are guarding the US, starting with the Mexican border. Pull back half the troops assigned abroad.

Executive Order 2: Every department and agency needs to present a new operational budget that in total fits within 80 percent of currently projected revenues.

Executive Order 3: Rearrange the current debt so that roughy equal amounts can be retired each year--use the 20 percent from EO2 to pay on the principle of the national debt.

Executive Order 4: Minimize external bugging of American citizenry and scrutinize Federal employees and their contacts to stop the leaking of information. These leakers are doing more to help the real terrorists than some terrorist wannabees who are playing terrorist in some warehouse in Miami.

Executive Order 5: Request the economic advisors to write up a bill to offer to Congress that increases taxes on companies that (1) lay-off American workers and off-shore the work abroad, or (2) resource firms like oil companies that sit on exhorbitant amounts of cash without employing them on oil production or refining capacity (stock buy-backs are subject to tax, debt pay-offs not), (3) companies that pay top executives wages, options, or bonuses that are more than twice the top earnings of any productive employee such as top salesman, top engineer, etc. The increased tax should nulify any profit, hoarded cash, or excess salary.

Answer 3

1. Issue an executive order bringing our troops home immediately.

2. Order a full and complete investigation into the two recent Presidiential elections and all allegations of fraud.

3. Order a full and complete investigation into why New Orleans and surrounding communities were so overwhelmingly devastated by the friggin' hurricane and why our response was so pathetic - and then insist upon criminal charges against those crooks who mucked it all up.

4. Issue yet another executive order banning the export of American jobs and raising the looting of employees pension plans to the level of a federal crime punishable by mandatory life sentences.

5. Issue still another executive order reversing the idiotic court order that gave corporations the same rights as individual citizens.

6. Order the immediate arrest and incarceration of all war profiteers, including Dick Cheney and the Bush family.

7. Order the immediate arrest and incarceration of George W. Bush to await charges of being a war criminal. And believe me - he gonna wait a lo-ooo-ooooo-ng time!

8 And those're just the first day's business! Hooah!

Answer 4

As Heads of all the Departments, Boards, and Agencies, I would appoint directors who had worked within the agencies or closely associated with the departments in the past, because those really are the only people who would know what really needed to be done to get the maximum efficiency out of the government. There are thousands of government workers who know exactly what the right thing to do with the department is, and are probably right, but hardly anyone listens to them. We need to start listening, NOW.

Answer 5

Withdraw all monies from all nations not friendly to us. Warn all American citizens currently abroad to LEAVE these countries immediately. Revoke all foreign investments in the USA. Close all borders. Stop all immigration. Stop all dontation of aid to anywhere outside of our own 50 states and assorted possession. Watch the world economy collapse under its own whiney, unappreciative, ingrateful weight. Walk in when the shouting is over. Set up governments that work for a change, WITHOUT lawyers. Get back to daily living.

Answer 6

One thing I would do is consult with my ad-visors to try and stop global warming as much as possible. I would also try to get research done on other possible places to get oil besides the middle east. I learned that there are tar sands in the United States that hold oil, but it is expensive to extract the oil from ther tar sands. I would also drill in Alaska for oil. I would also do whatever i can to stop terrorism against the United States. I would try to get the nukes in Pakistan removed so that the terrorists in the Middle East do not get their hands on them. I would also pull us out of Iraq since we should not be there in the first place. I would also push for laws that would allow gay marriages in all states.

Answer 7

Push the button on Iran and North Korea

Answer 8

I would bring our troops home from Iraq once we finished the job. I would make North Korea and Iran join peace talks and help stop poverty and death. I would tighten our security and protect our people better.

Answer 9

I'm foreign born so I can't be president, but if I were president for a week I would pass a law to make it possible for a foreigner to be president.

Answer 10

Send all the Liberal cry babies to Iraq so they can kiss the insurgents. Seeing most of them don't have a spine to defend their country or their families.