someone tell me a racist joke against white folks.I've heard a lot against blacks but not whites.?

Question

whats a ***** and an apple have in commen?they both look good hanging from a tree
whats black and yellow that makes you laugh?school bus load of ****** driving off a cliff.

give me some good jokes against whitty all of these suck

Answer 1

Don't know about the blacks, but the Indians seem to like this one.


Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto replies, "You dumber than buffalo dung. Someone stole the tent."

Answer 2

Jesus and the 12 disciples were playing golf. On the first tee, a par-5 dogleg left, Judas steps up to play, but Matthew or Mark or John (one of those ***-kissers) pulled him back and says: "Judas. Let Jesus go first." So Judas grumbles a little, but defers to the Son of God.
Jesus steps up, pulls a 1-iron (the most impossible club to hit) out of his bag and takes a swing. He really nails it, knocking the ball 300 yards down the fairway.
Just as the ball is coming to a stop, a rabbit runs out of the bushes, takes the ball in its teeth, and scampers over the creek and past the first set of sandtraps.
Right then, an eagle swoops out of the sky, grabs the rabbit in it's talons and flys away down the fairway. As it passes over the green, it clamps down on the rabbit with it's talons, killing it instantly.
The ball falls from the rabbit's mouth, bounces twice on the green and dribbles into the cup. A hole in one.
Judas looks at Jesus and says: "You gonna play golf, or you gonna **** around all day?"

Answer 3

These days, the majority of racist jokes in public are against white people. Because white people are too afraid to say jokes against other races, but other races know they will get away with a good cracker joke. I like The Mind of Mencia. Mencia is not afraid to make fun of any group of people. He makes fun of the human condition, he throws humor into any situation of life. Good stuff.

Answer 4

Redd Foxx said, "We (black people) all know Benjamin Franklin was a qu**r. Why else would he be out at night, wearing silk knickers and pigtails, flying a kite, and trying to get a charge."

Answer 5

Ha...the first one is funny!!!

What about a Polish joke???
How do you keep a Polish guy confused for hours?
Put him in a circular room and tell him to pee in the corner.

Answer 6

That first answer made me laugh. Let's see... A white joke? Dang, that's a hard one. Speaking of hard, this one's hard. I can't think of any right now, sorry.

Answer 7

How many white people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one

Answer 8

I thought you guys are impervious to racist jokes.

I can take a racist joke every now and then, but yours are cruel, violent, and hateful.

I won't call you a racist (if you are I won't waste my time arguing with you), but I will say that you're trying to stir up sh*t.

Please people, ENOUGH with this whole race thing.

Answer 9

whats white and 14 inches long? Absolutely Nothing!

Answer 10

what's the only thing whiter than paper, you



heard that one alot going to school in national city, california