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Zombie: A dead body that has been brought back to life by a supernatural force

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2006-07-07 15:09:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

You are so right! And Jesus wasn't a vampire, it's anyone who takes communion who is a vampire!! And a zombie too, since you're eating the flesh, as well!!

2006-07-09 08:44:03 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Anonymous 3 · 0 1

If he's God, then He could actually comprehend that He grow to be to upward thrust lower back from the ineffective after 3 days... so why did He make each and all of the drama approximately dying for you...? Zombie Jesus would not exist.. as Jesus wasn't crucified to start with.

2016-12-14 05:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

No. first off, Jesus was resurrected, not resusicitated not brought back to life by a demon. Zombies do not exist.

2006-07-07 15:12:56 · answer #3 · answered by walt3233 3 · 0 0

The resurrection is metaphorical -- jesus 'rose from the dead' in the hearts and minds of his followers.

2006-07-07 15:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, this is why there should be a "Shaun of the Dead" religion.

2006-07-07 15:14:02 · answer #5 · answered by CaptWags 4 · 0 0

WEAK, DUDE. GUESSING-14-23?

2006-07-07 15:11:35 · answer #6 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 0 0

LOVE THE MOVIES WITH ZOMBIES

2006-07-07 15:11:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have to admit... this is probably the funniest question I've seen yet!

2006-07-07 15:12:07 · answer #8 · answered by Regularguy 5 · 0 0

actually, he is a vampire...
"drink from this cup of my blood
and receive the gift of everlasting life".........
ponder that !

2006-07-07 15:28:57 · answer #9 · answered by briley4242 3 · 0 0

yes!

2006-07-07 15:13:00 · answer #10 · answered by mistresskaida 3 · 0 0

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