You are so right! And Jesus wasn't a vampire, it's anyone who takes communion who is a vampire!! And a zombie too, since you're eating the flesh, as well!!
2006-07-09 08:44:03
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answered by Mr. Anonymous 3
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If he's God, then He could actually comprehend that He grow to be to upward thrust lower back from the ineffective after 3 days... so why did He make each and all of the drama approximately dying for you...? Zombie Jesus would not exist.. as Jesus wasn't crucified to start with.
2016-12-14 05:25:08
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answered by ? 4
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No. first off, Jesus was resurrected, not resusicitated not brought back to life by a demon. Zombies do not exist.
2006-07-07 15:12:56
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answered by walt3233 3
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The resurrection is metaphorical -- jesus 'rose from the dead' in the hearts and minds of his followers.
2006-07-07 15:11:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, this is why there should be a "Shaun of the Dead" religion.
2006-07-07 15:14:02
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answered by CaptWags 4
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WEAK, DUDE. GUESSING-14-23?
2006-07-07 15:11:35
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answered by Tim 47 7
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LOVE THE MOVIES WITH ZOMBIES
2006-07-07 15:11:35
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answered by Anonymous
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I have to admit... this is probably the funniest question I've seen yet!
2006-07-07 15:12:07
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answered by Regularguy 5
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actually, he is a vampire...
"drink from this cup of my blood
and receive the gift of everlasting life".........
ponder that !
2006-07-07 15:28:57
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answered by briley4242 3
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yes!
2006-07-07 15:13:00
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answered by mistresskaida 3
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