check this out?
Could u resist laughing in such a situation?
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh
2006-07-07 15:04:37 · 8 answers · asked by remo_vr 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was good, Check this one:
A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
2006-07-07 15:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot the punch line. He laughed because he say the third guy come back with pineapples and he couldnt help himself. how about this one.
This girl was walking on the sidewalk, and she was homeless. This policeman comes up and asks her where she lives. She says nowhere. The policeman say " then you are coming home with me." So they go home and when they get there, the policeman say " I am going to take a shower. The girl asks if she can take a shower with him. He says no, she says plese, he says no, she says please and he finally says ok by dont look down. Well they are in the shower and she drops the soap, she goes down to get it, but looks up and asks," What is that" the policeman says, "that is my little man." The get out of the shower and he says he is going to bed. She asks him if she can come to bed with him, he says no, she says please, he says no, shes says please, and he finally says ok. Well they are in bed and she asks him if she can play with his little man. He says no, she says please, he says no, she says please, and he finally says ok. The next morning he wakes up and he is in the hospital, and the girl is there by his side. The guy asks her what happened, and she says," While I was playing with you little man, he pissed on me, so I bit him off. Now that is funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! or
what do you think of this joke.
A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?" Long pause.
"Uh.. is this 832-4821?"
"No this is 832-4823?"
"oooppps! Sorry I dialed the wrong number!"
That is so funny!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!
2006-07-07 22:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the second guy said "Because I saw the third guy gathering pineapples.
2006-07-07 22:11:19 · answer #3 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the punch line, he laughed coz he saw the third guy coming with I think it was pineapples or something like that anyway. :)
2006-07-07 22:10:06 · answer #4 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude you didnt finish it its why did you laugh
i saw the other guy with 10 pineapples
2006-07-07 22:14:05 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that's hilarious & i reckon he started laughing because he seen the 3rd guy come back with watermelons lmao
2006-07-07 22:08:49 · answer #6 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um...... yeah, I resisted laughing........
What happened to the third guy?
2006-07-07 22:10:11 · answer #7 · answered by ☼Shiloh☼ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS 2 FUNNY!
2006-07-07 22:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋