I have seen some stuff that would tilt and break the weird sh*t-O-meter but one story I was told by a buddy in the army when he was a cop this guy flags him down while on patrol out in the middle of no where, the guy say "I am a little lost, and I have a bad head ache" when my friend took a closer look the guy had 6 inches worth of screwdriver jammed into the top of his head.
But could not remember how it got there or any clue would have done it.
he also complained a sore throat well again down to the crew driver poking right through into his throat.
So they took him to the hospital had it removed the guy was fine but still oblivious to how it got there.
Thats not my best example just the first one that came to mind.
What's your story??
2006-07-07 15:04:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this guy who was a police cop found out that his wife was cheating on him and he went after her and crashed into her then got out of the car and had a saw in his han and started to saw thruogh her neck about six inches deep and the woman still managed to live the cut but im thinking that she must have a massive gouge in her neck. they also must of missed her main arteries in her neck for her to live
2006-07-15 05:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by Yndy'91 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Which one? I was at Virgin Records once in San Fran reading a magazine on Oasis when someone looking at the bottom rack of magazines next to me bumped into my ankle. He apologized and I wasn't really paying attention until I realized that someone just bumped into my ankle...I looked down and he was hiding a camera under a newspaper and I realized a flash went off in the corner of my eye. He stood up and said sorry and ran out of the store. The long and short of it was that I was wearing a skirt and he took a picture underneath it. perv. i've also been shot by a bee bee gun from someone hiding by a window on the third floor of a building while I was carrying six bags of groceries. I also accidentally put out a cigarette in Billy Corgan's coat. I could go on.
2006-07-07 15:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by geniusH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was mugged by 3 men just 10 feet from the hospital entrance.
2006-07-07 15:14:19 · answer #3 · answered by Tina B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was taking a picture of a friend once and when I put my eye up to the eye piece she had 2 heads, and no she did not have a twin and yes they were exactly alike.
2006-07-07 15:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man eating lion ........ & he ate it with the tail still on !
2006-07-07 20:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo-yo ma!
2006-07-07 15:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure is crazy
2006-07-15 09:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by GRUMPY /UK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋