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can i prosecute the church since they claim to be gods only true representatives since god won't make it to the hearing?

2006-07-07 14:19:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Yes. Make them stand up and say that 'God is not responsible'. It sounds like a joke, but i like it. I'm half tempted to sue the pope for hurricane Katrina to get damages on behalf of all the people that his 'act of god' harmed..
thanks for the idea!

2006-07-07 14:24:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

U would have to first prove that it is in fact God that is calling you. I think that that point alone would be almost impossible to prove, since so many people have their own idea as to just who He is. And of course, you would not be able to bring the Pope into court anymore than you can charge Kato in Nicole Brown's death since he was living at the house when "OJ" supposedly murdered her and the waiter.

2006-07-07 21:26:03 · answer #2 · answered by gplay2001 3 · 0 0

I have a similar problem.

People keep asking obscene questions on Answers for no reason. Can I prosecute you since you seem to be one of the offenders?

YOU ARE RIDICULOUS

2006-07-07 21:22:22 · answer #3 · answered by Just Wondering 777 3 · 0 0

People from Kentucky, Ohio, and Alabama keep calling my cell asking for Steve, I think gods real name is Steve. Henceforth, god shall be known as Steve. Bow, before Steve you peasants!

2006-07-07 21:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by CaptWags 4 · 0 0

You'll need to get some proof of the actual calls. Do you have a recording? Can you post it so I can hear? I'd like to hear that.

2006-07-07 21:30:02 · answer #5 · answered by Bill C 2 · 0 0

isnt that interesting?? in the gospels jesus tells them to follow his brother James the righteous since " all things in heaven and earth have been entrusted to him". since this obviously didn't work out with infighting that resulted with peter becoming the first pope is the whole line of church authority illegitimate??? WHY didn't they follow what Jesus said?????-:)

Vin

2006-07-07 21:24:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get a Life!

2006-07-07 21:21:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No you cant prosecute the church, you atheist twit!

2006-07-07 21:24:07 · answer #8 · answered by britguy09 1 · 0 0

Ill be there monkey boy. Sorry about the calls, was a wrong number.

2006-07-07 21:23:16 · answer #9 · answered by eutha6 2 · 0 0

no need to prosecute he WILL be calling you sooner or later then you will get your chance to speak BUT he wont need a phone.

2006-07-07 21:28:34 · answer #10 · answered by KATIEKAT 4 · 0 0

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