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2006-07-07 13:50:40 · 5 answers · asked by dolphinlover 2 in Food & Drink Cooking & Recipes

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MISSIONARY STEW
From the Kitchens Of Idi Amin and Patrice Lamumba
85 Gallons of Water

2 Baskets of Wild Carrots

1 Baskets of Wild Parsnips

1 Sheaf of Elephant Grass

1 Bushel of Maize

200 Rhinoceros Beetle Larve (Grubs)

2 Warrior Shields of Tremites (Rounded)

4 Helmets of Red Ants (Optional)

16 Scorpions (To Taste)

2 Handfuls of Trade Salt

24 Crocodile Eggs (Beaten)

12 Rhesus Monkey Tails

36 Baboon Jowls

1 Medium to Large Missionary (140-200 Lbs), Depending on Availability

(Half Portions of Ingredients for Smaller Entree (Below 140 Lbs.)

Place All Ingredients in Large Communal Cooking Pot and Bring to Boil Over Dried Gnu Dung Fire.

After Screaming Stops and Entree Sinks Below the Surface of The Water, Remove Half of The Gnu Dung And Continue Cooking (Stirring Slowing) Until Entree Again Surfaces.

Serves Village of 200

Best When Served Hot

2006-07-07 18:37:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

Buy "The Best Recipe" from Cook's Illustrated. The test kitchen tries out different combination of ingredients and processes to come up with the "best recipe" of a dish (dessert, soup, salad, meat entrees, etc). I haven't made something from that cookbook that I don't like yet. 4 of my friends have bought that cookbook.

2006-07-07 21:20:14 · answer #2 · answered by Chef-in-Training 2 · 0 0

Well the best foods provide balanced meals from all of the food groups. But you can never go wrong with chicken. Think about it, have you ever been to a chinese buffet? Notice how many freaking ways they find to prepare chicken? Can you think of all of the ways you can cook and serve chicken? It's funny, right now I am cooking chicken to make chicken nachos.

2006-07-07 20:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by Fun and Games 4 · 0 0

Macaroni and cheese... my recipe is secret, though! Lol... just kidding.

The best recipe for the "best" food is:
Take your favorite food in the world. Scan all the different recipes for it that you can find, and try to make your favorite food according to all the different recipes. Once you've mastered how other people make it, then it's your turn. Make it into your own... THAT is the best recipe for the best food.

2006-07-07 20:57:11 · answer #4 · answered by A Carmy of One 2 · 0 0

LONDON BROIL
Servings: 8 (5 1/2 oz. each)

4 lbs (2 large) flank steaks
FOR THE MARINADE (makes about 5 1/2 cups):
16 oz (2 cups) salad oil
8 oz (1 cup) soy sauce
8 oz (1 cup) Worcestershire sauce
1 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup sesame seeds
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp. ground ginger
1/4 tsp dry mustard

MARINADE INSTRUCTIONS:
Combine all ingredients for marinade; blend together well. Place flank steak into marinade. Use small enough container to allow flank steak to be completely covered by marinade. Marinade 24 hours minimum and not more than 4 days or flavor of the meat will be overpowered by marinade

COOKING INSTRUCTIONS:
Preheat grill to 360 degrees F for 1/2 hour.

Drain marinade from meat. Reserve marinade up to two weeks if needed.

Grill flank steak to medium rare. This will take approximately 10 minutes cooking time total. Hold cooked flank steak in warmer if necessary.

Transfer the steak to a cutting board and let rest for 5 minutes.

Slice cooked flank steak at 30 degree angle 1/8-inch thick slices: This is essential to keep flank steak tender.
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MAGDALINAS VALENTINE CHICKEN

4 boneless skinless chicken breast
2 cans Campbell's condensed golden cream of mushroom soup
1/4 chopped yellow onion
milk (1) one soup can's amount

flour seasoned with garlic powder, season salt, pepper, and (dill weed) optional.

Season and flour 4 chicken breasts and fry in skillet with vegetable oil till done.

Drain and remove excess grease from skillet.

Combine chopped onion, milk, Campbell's condensed golden cream of mushroom soup, 2 tbsp of seasoned flour in skillet with cooked chicken breasts.

Simmer on medium heat till onions are soft.
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The Secret to Cooking Great Ribs
Select a lean rib, cut off the visible fat. We like our ribs lean , tender and beautiful. Cook 'em low and slow. Two pounds or less'll take 4 and a half hours at 225 degrees. In the smoker is best.

Lay ribs out til they're unfrozen. Put your Magic Dust on it, let 'em sit for half an hour, an hour, two hours. Overnight really is best.

Just lay 'em on your grill real nice. Put the ribs (or other meat) on the side that doesn't have the fire under it, we call the "hot and not." Place the ribs on a rack over a pan of water ( about 1" of water). Fire up the other side of your grill. Set your temperature to 200/225 degrees. It 's important to know where 225 degrees is on your grill or pit. A small oven thermometer will do just fine.

Put your wood chips on your fire side. Take a piece of heavy duty aluminum foil, be sure to soak your chips (we like hickory), wrap them up real good and poke some holes in the top of your foil and then put them on your fire or coals. Now you're smokin'! Close your lid and leave them be. Don't be peaking. Just let them smoke. When ribs are tender and pulled back from the bone a touch, then and only then, is when we sauce 'em. Move ribs or meat to the hot side. Sauce 'em real good, bone side down first. Be careful not to burn 'em. When your ribs or meat get bubbly, not burnt, flip 'em. Sauce the other side 'til it bubble. This should take 3-5 minutes total. Remove from grill and enjoy!

When you are all done and cooled down, take your tongs and discard your foil package of chips in a metal container.

How should I put the sauce on the ribs?
The choices are dipping, mopping and brushing. Every chef uses a different way of slathering on their sauce. We like mopping, but feel free to experiment and use the method you like best. And, remember, you can always put some extra sauce on the side.

Source(s):
http://www.smackyourlipsbbq.com/recipes....

http://www.free-gourmet-recipes.com/barb...

http://fp.enter.net/~rburk/sauce-rub-mar...

2006-07-08 08:20:04 · answer #5 · answered by NICK B 5 · 0 0

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