What is the funniest / cutest thing your child has done or said?

Question

The funniest thing my 3yrold did was... When he was 2 I tought him the parts of his body. He started to name them to a friend of mine, and pointed down below and said, "this is my pennis", my friend just looked at me.............. Was my face red.

Answer 1

The first time my son saw a black man(i live in a small redneck town lol) he yelled at the guy when he came over my son said you look like chocolate can i taste ya. I thought i was going to die laughing as well as the guy in the store.

Answer 2

Ok this is a long story but funny. Our yard is about 1/2 acre in the front & the back. We also have a big field behind our house. My boys like to play in the backyard, and in the back field. Although my 9 yr old has been caught peeing in the back field by the trees when he doesn't feel like coming in, my 4 yr old refuses and would rather come into the bathroom.

One day I was driving past a truck carrying porta-potties on a trailer. My son bolted upright in his carseat, and excitedly exclaimed "mommy! mommy!"
Yes?
Can we get one of those?
One of those what?
Potties.
What for?
To go potty in the backyard.
Honey, you can just come in the house.
Mommy, I'm 4. It's a big walk.

Answer 3

My daughter can actually point out Australia , South America , Africa , and the United States on her globe she is 15 months , she has been at it for a couple of months . I think it might be time to add some more !!! It's absolutely amazing how quickly children learn ! Little sponges .

Answer 4

the other day my son who is 6 asked me to watch him do a trick in the pool, my mom and I were sitting on the side talking about general stuff. I told my son sure go ahead we will watch. After he was finished he looked at me and I said, "good job honey" and then he stated...."are you just telling me that to make me feel better so you can go on talking with grandma." I just stared at him in awe. I was amazed that he would even come up with such a comment. I said, "no honey, you really did a good job" he said. "OK, just checking" It's just amazing how honest kids are. It put me in check and now I make sure that when I say im watching or listening I really am.

Answer 5

I have what I think are 2 really funny things. My son who was 5 said that when he got big he wanted to go fishing in the ocean to catch a very big fish. He said he'd catch a tuna so that I could make him a sandwich for lunch. At that point, my 3 year old daughter said," You don't get tuna from a fish, you get it from bumblebees!!!(Bumblebee Tuna) The 2nd funny thing was that my son,who could read by the time he was 3 1/2, was reading the menu at a restaurant, when he announced that he didn't want to eat in this particular restaurant. "Why", I asked him. ''I don't want to eat here because instead of Thanksgining turkey, they serve turkey's FACES." "What makes you think that?'',I asked him. "Well", he said,"It says right here on the menu,SPECIAL OF THE DAY,OPEN FACE TURKEY SANDWICH"

Answer 6

On Tues night, coming home from the July 4th fireworks, my 5 and 3/4 yr old son (his measure of his age) asked me to do something for him (what it was is lost to me) and I replied, "Of COURSE I'll do that for you!! You are my son and my life revolves around you and you alone. What ever you want me to do,consider it done! " He wasn't really paying attention to my answer and he asked me to repeat it, which I did in an abbreviated manner. He asked me to repeat it one more time and I told him that I wasn't serious and that I was just being facetious. Without missing a beat, he very matter-of-factly responded "No Mommy. THAT was sarcasm."

(What WILL I do when he's SIXTEEN?!)

Answer 7

Well, My little girl will be 3 on the 29th of this month and is so funny, sometimes when she passes gas she'll say "did u hear that?" and I'll ask her "did i hear what?" and she'll say "I pooted" The other day we were at the doctor and she gave me something or did something i dont remember, but i said to her "Thank U kindly" and she said "no, my name is Jazmyn, not kindly"

Answer 8

well the funniest and i must say the most embarising thing she said was, we were driving in the car when right in front of us this cement truck took a right hand corner at a cross roads to fast,it rooled right over on its side,i stopped and got out to assits the driver who was trapped,many people gather to see what was happining,all the wile my young daughter still strappeed in her car seat, is pointing and yelling FRUCK FRUCK,we all know what she was trying to say and afterwards we could not stop laughing.

Answer 9

My 2 year old fell on his butt and came to me and pulled down his pants and said mommy I got a boo boo Kiss it and make it feel better NOT!! My 4 year old little girl used to tell me in the car to turn off the sun it was in her eyes

Answer 10

When my daughter was 3 we went to a jewelry shop to buy my husband a watch for his birthday. We wrapped it up real pretty when we got home and made a card.

The next day when we had his party I told her to give daddy his present. She grabbed the gift and said "DADDY here's your watch". So we learned to never let the kids shop for gifts with us again.