Can God microwave a burrito so hot he himself cannot eat it?
2006-07-07 13:45:59 · 46 answers · asked by jjr3987 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The answer is simple:
God can do anything, meaning he could microwave a burrito so hot that he couldnt eat it... unless he would want to eat it - then of course he could eat the burrito that was too hot to eat.
2006-07-07 13:50:48 · answer #1 · answered by ganja_claus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Everyone knows God is a germaphobe, so if God microwaved a 5 month old burrito to the temperature of the Sun he still can't eat it because it would be infested with germs and mold. God hates that stuff.
If it was a fresh burrito (no germs, no mold) he could microwave it to the point that he can't eat it due to the pure radiation eminating around the burrito (microwaves are a form of radiation casued by seperating water molecules and forcing them to rub creating thermal radiation). God wouldn't want to get radiation poisining, nor would he want to "one-up" the radiation process and prove that it can be beaten.
The one exception to these rules is: God could reheat a Grilled Stuft Burrito from Taco Bell and eat it no matter what the conditions are ... nobody can waste a Grilled Stuft Burrito no-matter what condition it is in.
2006-07-07 13:55:47 · answer #2 · answered by Stephen Hawkings Mentor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a very poor version of the age old question which goes like this: If God is so omnipotent, can he create an object so massive that he connot move it? If He cannot, then he is not omnipotent, and if he does, being unable to move the object he is again not omnipotent! The question is designed to show that religious people, in their desire to ascribe to God infinite powers, do not realize the trouble they are getting into when they invoke the concept of infinite. Very few people are aware of the implications of this concept. Even the renowned astronomer Carl Sagan made the same mistake when, in his book "Contact" he said that a computer calculating the value of Pi drew a "perfect" (impossible in a printer with a finite number of columns!) circle and that was proof of a design by a God. Given any printer and sufficient time, the computer will generate any geometric figure, even a recognizable rendering of Michael Angelo's Mona Lisa!
2006-07-07 14:08:41 · answer #3 · answered by Pavi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God's power extend to real things, not stupid truth or dare scenarios.
God can only do perfect things, so he would never microwave a burrito till it got that hot.
He knows the wattage of every microwave he uses and exactly how long to microwave all different brands of burritos, so every time he microwaves his Mexican food, it comes out at precisely the right temperature for his enjoyment.
2006-07-07 13:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God is all-knowing, then he most likely knows well enough to avoid microwave burritos to begin with. So no.
2006-07-07 13:49:03 · answer #5 · answered by obrian93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God does not microwave burritos, He gets them at Chipotle.
2006-07-07 13:47:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is not stupid to cook something that he cannot eat. He's not a none-sense being. And if He wanna eat, He doesn't need to cook. He is ever so powerful that whatever He wants to do can be done even before you blink.
I used to have a joke that is almost the same as yours. I used to laugh at it but later after that, i realized that it's using the name of God in vain. I'm like making fun of my creator and it doesn't feel good.
2006-07-07 13:57:18 · answer #7 · answered by ... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nuts should not drive nor should u ncourage them to do so. Anyhoo, as far as "God" is concerned, he has planted the thawt of burritos in man's mind as something to eat. I do not believe, if there is such one, that a "creator of man" would need to eat the same items he has suggested the created should eat.
Heavy!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-07 13:59:37 · answer #8 · answered by zownly1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the classic paradox.
It attempts to put "GOD" in to a mutually exclusive situation.
It's like the other classic: Can God make a ROCK so big, he can't pick it up! SEE... God Can't do anything.
In my example: there can be either an IMMOVABLE object or an IRRESISTIBLE force... but not BOTH.... that has nothing to do with GOD.
In your example you can either have AN EXTREME TEMPERATURE... or the ability to EAT something that HOT.
Ahhhhhh the classics.
2006-07-07 13:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a trick SAT question you IDIOTS the real answer is yes, no explanation needed. But I think it's yes because he is God and can do anything, so he has the power to make it to hot for him if he chooses.
2006-07-07 13:50:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋