God noticed that Adam was lonely. He said to him "Adam, I am going to give you the perfect companion. She'll cook and clean and listen, she's perfect."
Adam replied, "What will she cost me?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Shocked, Adam said, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"
or how about...
A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a
blonde?”
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,” That’s not a TV
- it's a microwave."
LOL =)
enjoy,
lily
OH! I remembered on more,
How do you scare a bee?
Say Boo-Bee
hee-hee
2006-07-07 13:45:14
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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A horse walks into a bar; the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick.
A grasshopper walks into a bar; the bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Steve!?"
Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A . A garbage truck
2006-07-07 20:36:38
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answered by Mr. Boog 2
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A mushroom walks into a bar. He sees a nice looking girl and asks her out on a date. She refuses. The mushroom says "why not? I'm a fun guy!"
2006-07-07 20:35:13
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answered by Just Me 6
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What happened when the dog walked into the flea circus?
He stole the show! Lol,I love that joke!
2006-07-07 20:38:44
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answered by Aubrey Animal Goddess :-) 2
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A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head. The bartender says, "Hey Buddy! Where'd ya get that?" The frog replies, "Would you believe it started out as a wart on my butt?"
2006-07-07 20:51:30
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answer #5
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answered by Winter Wolf 2
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Whay did the chicken ask a question on Yahoo answers?
2006-07-07 20:35:35
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answered by Anish Jacob 2
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guy asks a man:"are you gellin?"
he replies:"im so gellin im like magellin."
he asks another man:"are you gellin?"
the man replies."im gellin like a felon."
than he turned to the last man in the room and asks,"are you gellin?"
he replies,"no (sadly)"
just when he started to ask "why" he suddenly realized the man was in a wheelchair without any legs...
MORAL: Dr. Scholls isn't for handicaps
2006-07-07 21:03:24
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answered by Anonymous
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ummmmmmmmm i would say im not rilly funny but i'll theriy to help ok if a boy ask if you want to go out say i'll go out whith you and go out side say it was nice noing ya
2006-07-07 20:36:42
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answer #8
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answered by yolanna u 1
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Didn't see any short jokes, but I am one, hehe. Truely Im only 4'10. :)
2006-07-07 22:07:03
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answer #9
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answered by Purplgirl 5
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Q:What do you call a cow on the ground?
A:Ground Beef
2006-07-07 21:04:10
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answered by Meep 3
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