These 2 southern bells (lets call them Sandy and Candy) are sitting around talking one day about Sandy's trip to new york city.
Sandy: You know what they have up there in that new your?
Candy: What could they possible have?
Sandy: They have women that kisses other women parts!
Candy: Oh my what do they call them?
Sandy: They call them Lesbeians!
Candy: What else do they have up there?
Sandy: They have men that kisses other mens parts!
Candy: What are they?
Sandy: They call them Gay!
Candy: Oh my my what else?
Sandy: They have men that kisses womens parts!
Candy: what do they call them?
Sandy: I don't know but when i caught my breath I called him Darling!
What do you think?
2006-07-07 13:13:44 · 14 answers · asked by Mandy E 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its not that funny
2006-07-07 13:26:36 · answer #1 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a better one..... A Camel and an elephant run into each other, the elephant asks "Why do you have boobs on your back?" The camel replies, "better than having a penis on my face."
2006-07-07 13:16:01 · answer #2 · answered by Jacci 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it, but i still like it.
the one about the camel and elephant was good too
2006-07-07 13:18:50 · answer #3 · answered by bahamadude91 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good intro, ending OK.
How about,
I don't know, all I could say was "Oh My God"!!!
2006-07-07 13:19:27 · answer #4 · answered by ellahandjeff 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure the ending is correct?
2006-07-07 13:16:20 · answer #5 · answered by haybeaver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS TE WORST JOKE EVER!
2006-07-07 13:17:48 · answer #6 · answered by raymond92345 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-07 13:16:03 · answer #7 · answered by anadah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It stunk. And i'm not sorry.
2006-07-07 14:04:05 · answer #8 · answered by icebtrs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh...i've heard better...sorry
2006-07-07 13:16:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.... I liked it.
2006-07-07 13:17:04 · answer #10 · answered by MED_SCHOOL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋