y did the monkey fall out the tree?
because it was dead,,,
and y did it die?
because it fell out the tree
2006-07-07 12:43:53 · 39 answers · asked by smiley face lady 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, it is not funny and it is definitely not YOUR joke.
2006-07-07 12:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by tingaling 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you want to know a joke is funny, attend an open mic night at a comedy club. If you get a laugh... congratulations! If you don't... keep working.
2006-07-07 12:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by sunflower1237 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats just as funny as y did the chicken cross the road.
2006-07-07 13:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the monkey fall out of my pants?
Because I wanted to spank it.
Why did I spank it?
Because it fell out of my pants.
2006-07-07 12:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull My Finger
2006-07-07 12:46:40 · answer #5 · answered by Mr.No-It-All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well yeah it was funny hey here u go why did the dog cross the road b/c there was meat on the other side and it had no bones
2006-07-07 13:02:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take out the 2nd part. and when used correctly, that kind of wacky humor will make everbody bust a gut. YOU GOTTA BELIEVE U ARE FUNNY!!!
you can't be asking ppl.
2006-07-07 12:46:59 · answer #7 · answered by xeroxpoop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sucked biiiiiiiiig time babe...I got one.
Why was my monkey acting up?
Because he needed a spanking
Why was my monkey spanked?
Because he was acting up.
2006-07-07 12:46:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only good thing about the joke was.... well nothing... it's not funny... it's like WHAT?
2006-07-07 13:07:05 · answer #9 · answered by zootina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its about as funny as falling in the lion cage at the zoo...
2006-07-07 16:39:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hate to break it to you honey but that was the cornest joke i have ever heard...its ok...just put it back in your factory and tweak it up a bit!!
2006-07-07 12:46:26 · answer #11 · answered by LoMo2008 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋