2006-07-07 12:09:57 · 5 answers · asked by highlander 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Well... it's funny now but I am a little ashamed to repeat how mean I was to my little sister.
I was seven and she was three. I don't remember how it came up, but I told her she was a human being. Only, I said it in a way that made it sound like a bad thing. So, of course, she started arguing with me and I started chanting, "Sherri's a human being, Sherri's a human being!" (don't hate, I was seven)
Starting to cry, she ran to tell mom... who was sitting at the kitchen table with her mom and aunt. Sherri ran up and said, "She said I was a HUMAN BEING!" Mom, not knowing what had gone before, said sweetly, "But, honey, you ARE a human being..." To which, Sherri howled loudly, "I am NOT a human being!!!" and all three ladys laughed, which just made her cry harder, cause she thought they were making fun of her too...
Needless to say, I got in big trouble... but to this day, it brings tears to my eyes when I remember it.
2006-07-08 17:17:31 · answer #1 · answered by juniemoon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I (stupidly) got my dad got a remote control (remember remote control) fart machine as a joke gift for his birthday. I thought he would "use" it for maybe 1-2 days and put it up. Then it would be a funny story like "Oh yeah my daughter got me this fart machine...". BUT NOOOOO. My dad thought it was the greatest thing ever! SO i'm 8 1/2 monthes pregnant and we go to Blockbuster and I have this huge purse (I always carry a big purse) he slips the machine in my purse and I don't notice. I'm standing there by this lady looking at movies and she looks at me weird and takes a step away. Then she does it again. Then I hear this really loud fart sound and the lady turns and starts walking away quickly. I turn to look at her and see my dad on his knees in the next aisle laughing so hard i'm sure he is going to have a stroke. I take off after the lady yelling "Its a machine, It's a machine"!
Also, with the fart machine, my grandmother came to visit and my dad's friend works at Home Depot....He sent his mother (with fart machine in her purse) over to ask him a question. Now she's like 80 and a bit hard of hearing so he immeaditely starts out with really loud farts. You could see the poor guy didn't know what to do. He was trying not to laugh and to get away from her as fast as possible!
2006-07-07 12:24:06 · answer #2 · answered by beth l 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back when I was younger I would go hunting with my dad and his 2 friends every year. Well one year my dad, and the 2 friends would always shoot their deer in the butt instead of where your suppose to shoot a deer. Well When we were all out there in the field I saw my first deer and I crawled up under that fence and took the longest time to shoot. And then finally I did ( i shot it where your suppose to not in the butt) And when we all got back to camp they asked me why it took sooo long to shoot. And i said to them all..." I didn't want to shoot it in the a s s like the rest of you guys in this camp." Well this story takes place 10 years ago, and each year in October my father still tells this story... and I also have a picture of me with my deer with a period pad on my head cause the scope on the gun wasent set right when i shot it and i got a small head cut and didnt have anything eles to stop the bleeding..lol.. well ya probley dumb story to all you guys but thats the best I can do...lol..sorry
2006-07-07 13:00:19 · answer #3 · answered by Piper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omgoodness......we all were at Sunday dinner and my Grandmother and younger cousin got into an argument.....My younger cousin feels bad about arguing with her but he still wants to explain why she made him mad....
So with Tears in his eyes and a nose full of snot....
He starts...FROM THE BEGINING!!
"While I was....*sob*, *Sniff*...While I was eating my cornbread"
thats as far as he got before the eruption of laughter filled the entire house...people were falling outta chairs running outside side......It was The funniest thing I ever heard in my life....
He even forgot why he was mad...so did she....
that was about 20 years ago....and to this day...nothing funnier as ever happened to this family
2006-07-07 12:16:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest story is about when I was trying to potty train my youngest son.
We had a house full of company on this certain day and my youngest son was so proud of myself about going "potty" all by himself and when he came running out of the bathroom he also had the toilet paper still hooked onto his butt with his pants pulled up.
No one dared to laugh until I picked him up and took him back to the bathroom with the excuse he needed to rewash his hands. It was when he was rewashing his hands that I took the toilet paper out of both pairs of pants, then I had to rewash my hands too.
It wasn't until my son married that I told him, his new wife and anyone else who could hear me that I told this story to him and the expression on his face was priceless. I didn't tell this story to embarrass him because everyone there that night was telling stories about the newly weds and of course the mother of the groom won hands down.
My son still loves me but I promised never to retell this story to anyone but how's he going to know I told it here?
2006-07-07 12:21:46 · answer #5 · answered by fedupmoma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋