How do you respond to rude people?

Question

Any funny or fun story will get some points!

Here's an example of what I do:

If someone is in a public bathroom on their cell phone, I like to make A LOT of bathroom noises. I fart as loud as I can, flush the toilet, ask them for toilet paper, anything to make it sound like they're in a bathroom. This is even MORE fun when they're trying to hide the fact they're in a bathroom!

Sometimes, when I'm in the movie and my cell phone goes off, rude people tell me to be quiet. So I stand up and block the projector as much as I can. That's pretty fun too!

Anybody do anything fun like this?

Answer 1

I was headed for a check out line and so was another woman. I got there first but she pushed my cart and bumped my shoulder so she could get ahead of me. I have a bad back, (just so you know, it helps the story), So, anyway, I let myself go to the ground with a scream and started yelling "oh, my God, my back, my back, this woman just shoved me down, my back I think she broke my back, I am disabled and she shoved me down Oh MY God It HURTS, IT HURTS, GET AN AMBULANCE, HURRY, SOMEBODY GET ME AN AMBULANCE SHE HURT ME!! LOL you should have seen her face, she was like purple and red, and white and her mouth was opening and closing like she wanted to say something but was speachless. I really didn't mean to do it, It just happened. I was so tired of rude people racing to beat some body to a check out line, pushing past the elderly and disabled like they were nothing but garbage, and just that day I had it with them all, and she got it. Everybody was just glaring at her and the store manager asked her to leave without her groceries. I was BAD!! I am usually a really nice person, but my wicked side got the better of me that day. I will never forget the look on her face and the way her mouth was opening and closing like a landed fish, and how she was protesting she hadn't shoved me (she shoved me, just not down), she wanted to be outraged, but she KNEW she HAD shoved me, so she just didn't know if she actually shoved me down or not. lol. I kinda feel bad about it to tell the truth though. It was really mean of me and I like to behave better than that. That was not one of my better days, it was actully one of my worst days. But I keep trying to ignore these rude people and they keep on being rude and nothing seems to bother them, like they own the roads, or have more rights to a check out line, so much so they shove their way past those who were getting there first. My Bad. LOL Thanks for reminding me and letting me share my bad side.

Answer 2

Ok i think the bathroom stuff is funny but when you cell goes off in a movie your the one being rude by interupting everone elses movie going experience, Theatres put alot of research into how to engross the public during the movie so it feels as if they are right there, so when ever someone's phone goes off or some anyoying brat starts talking it ruins the mood! Personnally I think your an a**hole!

Answer 3

no ,i haven't done that but I when was working,(i'm disable now)i was a supervisor and i had to work with some very spoiled company employee and because they knew certain thing about the running of the departments on a daily bases, they were allowed to be rude to everyone,even highter ups than me, and get buy with it. but anyway there was this one woman and if you made her made she'd say really mean things or go to my boss or even highter to get her way or try and get us supervisors in trouble because she knew we had to kiss her butt to get our deparments work because she was the scheduler, and she could give you a bad or or a easy order. we bumped heads all the time one day i decided i had had enough . iwas wearing the lotion you put on before you go tan because i was going to tan after work, it smelled like a pinacaloda, and she said who stinks really loud in a group of people, and i said what does it smell like she said something fruity, and i walked over to her and said is it me , and i grabed her head and pushed it almost between my boobs and rubbed her head around and them back up and she looked shocked and said yes and started laughting and so did everyone else, i'm not a lesbian and neither is she but she had a better attitude towards me after that and we became friends.but i could have told her off and we would still be hating each other.

Answer 4

Yes!

Today in the supermarket I had several chances to do so.

First, I was in the bathroom, and these two woman were talking to each other, very loudly, from seperate stalls. So I started cutting into their conversation with remarks like, "Oh my god! You are KIDDING, right?" and "You go, girlfriend!" just to get them to shut up.

Then, when we were checking out, the cashier got into a really in-depth conversation with the guy before me, so I started pressing all the buttons on the credit card machine, saying stuff like, "Ooooh, what does this do." Then I started banging the side of the checkout counter with my foot until she finally was done.

Answer 5

I always do the "Please Turn off your cell phone I have a medical device implant and cellphones interfere within 25 feet if used for more than 2 minutes."

You won't believe how gullible some ppl are................it has worked 95% of the time.


Also.......I like to scream.......oh....holy father,,,,,,,,,,this dump is tearing the insides out of me......Lord I'm sorry I ate Muslim and Mexican food on the same day. This has worked very well too in clearing out a bathroom.

Answer 6

I don't know why it is, but every time i go to a funeral, there are people crying, so I do what my dad did to me......I punch them in the face and tell them to stop being such cry babies. I just think it is rude to cry when I'm searching the body for left over jewelry.
I also think it's rude when deaf people make noise. listen dude, either you can talk or you can't. that noise you make like there's a sock in your throat is driving me crazy! that's usually a good time to have sex with their sister.

Answer 7

Sorry, but leaving your cell phone on when you are in a theater is rude. So when you answer it, you are the one who is being rude.

Answer 8

Ignore rude people...they aren't worth your time

Answer 9

I think youre a Rude Dude....LOL

Answer 10

that's not fun dude that's rude. your an idiot. oh, and what to do with rude people (like you): kick 'em in the shins