Would you be scared?
2006-07-07 11:25:59 · 45 answers · asked by budgetcasket 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
A bereaved woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"
"No," she insists. "It must be a blue suit." She then gives him a blank check to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director, "That is absolutely perfect! I love it! How much did it cost?"
He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband was buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So, I switched the heads."
2006-07-07 11:28:50 · answer #1 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah I Would Be Scared But Intersted To See What They Look Like If It was a Ghost!
2006-07-07 11:29:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES but lets keep it real how many people have we heard of that come back from there original death findings stage like 2000 some where round there so ask your self do you feel lucky??? is today your day? nah just kidding you'll be fine but i would get the hell out of there just in case lol Sunshine
2006-07-07 11:31:51 · answer #3 · answered by sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck no! If it were me? I'd be like, "Dudes!" If y'all don't get back into ya caskets, I'll straight up slap the embalming fluid right out of y'all on the real! Now what's up punks?! Yeah! That's what I thought! :)
2006-07-07 11:31:25 · answer #4 · answered by Kooties 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, do you have bodies in them? Are you a mortician too? If so, they are not moving.
If on the other hand, you suspect someone is there, you are never supposed to go check it out by yourself. You are supposed to call 911. I called it once when my fan mysteriously turned off. They want to be the one to come, because if there is someone there, once you look, it is too late. So, better safe then sorry. Call 911
2006-07-07 11:38:11 · answer #5 · answered by faith2u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It's probably the building settling. If there are dead bodies there with you, they may be passing gas since the sphincter muscles relax when a person dies and any air in the body will make an exit.
2006-07-07 11:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I would be scared. I've watched too many horror movies. But it is probably just the change in pressure against the wood.
2006-07-07 13:03:29 · answer #7 · answered by ... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no bc im use to hearing things like that but yes bc ur selling caskets
2006-07-07 11:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by deadnenawalkin669 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I watched the entire series of "Six Feet Under", I feel like a professional.
2006-07-07 11:28:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if it was a psycho stalker killer creeping around in the back waiting for you to get away from the computer so you can't see his reflection in the monitor
2006-07-07 11:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by Manda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋