Does it really depend if it's a tuesday or not?
2006-07-07 11:08:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What if the woodchuck was missing its teeth?
2006-07-07 11:15:57 · update #1
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-07-09 15:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Since woodchucks cannot chuck wood, the first wood chuck to chuck wood would be the first woodchuck to do so, therefore the amount he chucked would be the answer to how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Whew.
2006-07-07 18:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by TheAnomaly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-07-07 18:11:39 · answer #3 · answered by aylabob13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold on, the phone's ringing...EVERY DAMN TIME I sit down, there it is.
Hello? No, he's not here. I'm busy, I'm answering a question.
About woodchucks. Why, you know about them? Oh. I see.
Well I know that's the classic question, so what's the answer if you know so damn much? Really. Really? Hmmmm, I never would've guessed. Ok, thanks.
Allright, I'm back. The answer is: THEY DON'T PREFER TO CHUCK WOOD, THEY PREFER TO SMOKE IT.
I know, hard to believe, but that's your answer.
2006-07-07 18:11:45 · answer #4 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if he's gonna Chuch wood rather than Chuck wood, Im sure it really doesn't matter what day it is.
2006-07-07 18:12:23 · answer #5 · answered by myopinion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck could chuck all the wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. and if it was missing its teeth it would gum it
2006-07-07 18:57:25 · answer #6 · answered by Panic at the Disco GURL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-07-07 18:32:16 · answer #7 · answered by neo70 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much as a wood chuck could
2006-07-07 18:11:12 · answer #8 · answered by simply_made 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
2006-07-07 18:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by wizardmenlopark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first u spelled chuch wood wrong and you didnt say it right
2006-07-07 18:12:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋