one last joke for friday?

Question

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though they were a very
large mammal their throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah"

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him."

Answer 1

Clever! Another reason to T.G.I.F!

Answer 2

Good Joke.

There are events in not to past history where a man has been actually swallowed by a whale and when the whale was cut open the man survived --- but was bleached to a very white skin colour by the whales stomach acids. (for real) Ripley's for ref.

Answer 3

One year, Johnny's family was having an "extended family" 4th of July cookout at their home. One of the special treats that year was lighting the fireworks (Roman candles, bottle rockets, missile batteries, etc.) they had bought out of state (they're illegal in their state, of course!).

Just before they were to arrive, a cousin called, saying his neighbors' plans had just fallen through and asking if he bring them along to the picnic -- they even had extra food to bring. "Sure, the more the merrier!"

When the cousin arrived with his neighbors, it was discovered that the head of that family was a police officer. Johnny's father turned as innocently as he could to his son and whispered to him to grab the paper bag of fireworks sitting in the kitchen and hide them somewhere quickly. Johnny disappeared, and the father changed the topic to food for the day. This family had brought some chicken to grill, so the father told them the gas grill was all set to use out back -- they just had to turn on the gas and push the ignition button with the lid still closed.

They headed out to the back as Johnny returned through the front door. The father hurried to him and said, "Whew, that was close! That man's a police officer, and he almost saw the fireworks. Did you hide them real well?"

"Oh, yeah, nobody will ever think to look in the grill!"

Answer 4

So a very rich man was about to die, and he made a deal with one of God's angels. He said, I am so wealthy, please let me bring at least one suitcase of stuff with me, I just can't leave it all behind.

Well, all right, said the angel; just one!

The man melted down every single piece of precious metal he had...and sure enough, when he died, there he was....dragging one very, very heavy suitcase to the pearly gates.

Stopping him at the gate, Saint Peter said, "whoa! no baggage allowed!"...."but....!", answered the man, "the angel said I could have just one!"

"Well...", Peter said "all right then, but I have to check out the contents, you know....!" So Peter flipped open the suitcase, looked inside at the huge, solid brick of gold...looked up at the man, and puzzled, said,

"you brought pavement????"

Answer 5

Wow, that girl needs to put down the Bible and pick up a science book.

Answer 6

Is this a question? Then I say send us more don't make this one the last one. Otherwise that was funny!

Answer 7

Ha, Ha... Ya right. I heard that one in 2cnd grade.

Answer 8

I love this joke. Fantastic.

Answer 9

That's a good one, did you come up with it or did you hear it somewhere?

Answer 10

i have heard it before, but it was still good the second time.........send another!

god bless!!

:-)