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I said it already, so people start invading foreign nations and forcefully converting them. Launch crusades and burn innocent women on my name! Spend innumerable amounts of money building temples to worship my father and me, both of us love the poor, but we’d rather have that money spent on valuable golden objects while millions of people starve to death.

Word of God.

So obey.

2006-07-07 09:12:04 · 15 answers · asked by llmk08 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Sorry, I forgot to add the question.

When will you venerate me?!

2006-07-07 09:24:58 · update #1

15 answers

Well that's more believable than a book of bronze-age jewish mythology...

2006-07-07 09:15:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

For a son of a father, you certainly are ignorant of facts. As a matter of fact your very visual, the very opposite of what God is, so obey yourself for a start.

2006-07-07 16:20:16 · answer #2 · answered by Marcus R. 6 · 0 0

Self righteousness is as bad as no righteousness at all. We are justified by what Jesus did on Calvary for us. If you could save yourself by your own GQQD deeds that would make His sacrifice unnecessary,; It will be blasphemous. God bless you!!!

2006-07-07 16:22:38 · answer #3 · answered by cristoamistad 5 · 0 0

Could you please next time make a question more specific, are you just trying to let us know what Jesus think? First of all are you Jesus? I don't believe so. Please take it as a priviliege to ask questions and don't add questions as these because they are incomprehensive and people won't even answer it they will hate you if you're a christian. Do do it please.

Thank you

2006-07-07 16:17:53 · answer #4 · answered by blackcatt83 1 · 0 0

So since when did they start allowing internet access to insane assylum patients?

2006-07-07 16:15:43 · answer #5 · answered by zharantan 5 · 0 0

God Dont Have Any Son...

2006-07-07 16:17:13 · answer #6 · answered by ❀Mother Of 2❀ 6 · 0 0

Good parody

2006-07-07 16:27:48 · answer #7 · answered by diaryofamadblackman 4 · 0 0

are you 8 years old? you have a big imagination for such young person!

2006-07-07 16:16:54 · answer #8 · answered by jon 3 · 0 0

yes, but not in a paternal way. you are an IMAGE of god. you are made by him and your purpose is to worship him.

2006-07-07 16:16:23 · answer #9 · answered by laura 2 · 0 0

Oh Lord, who is your Prophet? Where were you born? What is your Bloodline?
(Answer these.)
-Hytegia

2006-07-07 16:15:55 · answer #10 · answered by Hytegia 2 · 0 0

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