If blessings came in 500mg tablets with fructose, would people take them every day?

Answer 1

hey pervey pirate, if blessings came in the form of those flintstones and bugs bunny vitemins, i would eat them by the bottle like i did when i was a kid.
aren't sweet blessings the one's you remenber?

Answer 2

Most likely but I wouldn't. I would want wholesome, natural blessings. People would start getting addicted to those tablets and take them for granted.

Do you have to say a blessing before you consume your blessing?

Answer 3

not sure but than i would became Priest and will teach ppl about Christianity so i can sell more tablets.And probably after i would lose a patent to those pills i would just do the normal trick and will release extended release pills.
Therefore GOD and my miracle pills do exist.

Answer 4

Well it'd taste really sweet. I think they would eat a diet pill first or laxative and then take the "blessing"

Answer 5

Since 500mg tablets don't hatch, unless you have the caplets, can we count them early?

Answer 6

Yes..As long as i own that company that manufactures them! And yeah, since this company sells religious produce, the profits should be tax-free.

Answer 7

If they were shaped like members of the Flinstone family? You betcha!

We are Jesus kids *clap clap* two billion strong... and growing!

Answer 8

no pain no gain

faith and not a pill my brother blessed pervy pirate, faith along not works or pills

Answer 9

Of course, it's quick, easy, it feels good, tasts good and requires no effort , thought or sacrifice on their part!