Don't tell me he never sneezes... how else do you explain hurricanes and tornadoes and tsunami's???
(Please don't take this seriously, if you do you're a frickin' idiot.)
2006-07-07 08:56:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that was silly:) Good thing you added on the last part, people on this site are incredibly gullible, it's sad.
2006-07-07 09:00:52 · answer #1 · answered by kj 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When god sneezes it rains frogs
Except when it's over the ocean, then it's octopusses. How else to you explain them being there hmmmm?
2006-07-07 16:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by The Yeti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait, who said god sneezes?
2006-07-07 16:00:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naw, I think an angel probably says "Gesundheit" lol
After all, why does God need to be blessed at all?
2006-07-07 16:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think St. Peter says "bless you God".
2006-07-07 16:00:05 · answer #5 · answered by S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't think so... people say that cuz your heart skips a beat when you sneeze and I dont think he has a " physical " heart....
2006-07-07 16:03:33 · answer #6 · answered by panda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes... and then he's been known to wipe his runny nose on Archangel Gabriel's tunic.... ewww... God-snot
2006-07-07 16:12:32 · answer #7 · answered by Elijah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... and when you hear thunder, God's bowling.
Of course, if you really think about it, that's nasty. Especially if you've ever played in the rain... eeeeeww... God's boogers and snot....
2006-07-07 16:01:49 · answer #8 · answered by browneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he hopes that the flim wipes off under the desk easily.
2006-07-07 16:00:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. i guess that he would have to bless himself
2006-07-07 16:00:22 · answer #10 · answered by jackieleacollins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋