There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral s e x she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral s e x she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
2006-07-07 08:56:42 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
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2006-07-07 08:59:00 · update #1
That is awesome!!! LOL too FUNNY
2006-07-07 08:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by lissa7903 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
what feedback are you looking for? I've heard this joke before.
2006-07-07 16:00:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh god, poor guy!! I guess if he hadn't been so drunk he might have noticed it wasn't his wife.
2006-07-07 16:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by Lizzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad come on gurl u got better i know.
2006-07-08 03:46:37 · answer #4 · answered by oaklandkc1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-07 16:05:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats freaking FUNNY as hell!!
2006-07-07 16:00:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEEEWWWW!!!! Nasty old ladie! ahhh i would disenfect my mouth and run to canada
2006-07-07 16:00:37 · answer #7 · answered by Bernard 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's pretty gross.
2006-07-07 16:07:42 · answer #8 · answered by Mustang L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....that's great
2006-07-07 16:02:00 · answer #9 · answered by newtothis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardee-har-har
2006-07-07 16:00:29 · answer #10 · answered by beatleslover650 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋