I am the Son of God. My mother conceived without sin. I walk and water and cure the blind. So venerate me and measure time according to my life.
Can I have my own religion and millions of followers now?
2006-07-07 08:48:07 · 17 answers · asked by llmk08 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am not Jesus; we're merely related on our paternal side.
2006-07-07 09:00:43 · update #1
Amazing how someone 2000 years ago can claim the same thing and be venerated and worshipped for it, but you do the same here and are instantly blasted.
2006-07-07 09:15:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Sure, just let me hand you this cross and get out my whip with barbs on the end.
Now, just lay across that stump over there, here, let me stick these thorns on your head, let me strip you down and whip you till the skin comes off your body. Then you can carry the cross up a hill a couple of miles and lay reeeeeal still while I put stakes through your wrists and stab you with a spear.
Then die, and come back in 3 days .... then I'll believe you are the Son of God.
Until then, you are not even worthy to kiss His feet.
2006-07-07 08:53:46 · answer #2 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if all the things you have said are true,
the answer is: no
i am sorry for you. but it 2006 you obviously can not have millions of followers maybe a few thousand, and i believe you wont even live long to reach that anyway probably you will be murdered by either a fanatic Muslim, or a Vatican's assassin(i dont think papa would welcome Jesus to rule their kingdom,plus they wont believe you anyway),
or another crazy Jesus wannabe who thinks you have stolen his throne,possibilities are endless,we live in an age crowded with mad people.if you are Jesus? i advice you to sit at your home and watch some t.v.,or keep surfing in the net,if you are in yahoo you should be familiar to it.
2006-07-07 09:08:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be funny, if that didn't really happen all the time. Be the best person you can be. Set a positive example. You will feel great and the people around you will be influenced in the best possible way.
2006-07-07 08:55:02 · answer #4 · answered by frogspeaceflower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, once I see you walk on water, heal thousands of people, raise the dead and voluntarily die a painful death and bring your self back to life. Oh yea, and voice from heaven needs to come down and tell everyone you are God's son.
2006-07-07 08:52:58 · answer #5 · answered by Dane_62 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I am!!!...wait, I guess I would be the Daughter of God. Hey, let's start a new religion with a Son AND Daughter of God! Sexist religions be damned! :P
2006-07-07 08:53:27 · answer #6 · answered by muttales 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the right publicist and you could be onto a winner
(He isn't saying he's Jesus, he's just saying he's another kid from god)
2006-07-07 08:54:07 · answer #7 · answered by The Yeti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol your hilarious. When you die for peoples sin and raise yourself back up again then I can consider it.If you cant do that then the answer is no
2006-07-07 08:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by ReliableLogic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are an idiot, there is only one son of God and that is Jesus
2006-07-07 08:51:17 · answer #9 · answered by Tim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go for it! It's worked before.
2006-07-07 08:51:49 · answer #10 · answered by 7thWave 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋