I am doing a childrens program and need simple, fun and clean jokes about superheros, teachers, librarians, paramedics, polices, firefighters, spiderman, superman etcetera
2006-07-07 08:27:43 · 3 answers · asked by babsdabunny04 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jim sits down in a bar next to this guy. He orders a drink and starts talkin to the man next to him. The man says " I bet you that this magic wine makes you fly. I'll drink it and jump off he top of the building and fly to safety." Jim looks at him sceptically and so the other guy decides to put his money where his mouth is...He takes a drink..and jumps off the building...and flies down to the bottom. So Jim decides to try it. Unfourtanetly he dies and the bartender says "damn it i hate superman when he's drunk."
2006-07-07 08:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by shortyduwap22kp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've only heard the dirty joke about Superman, wonderwoman and the invisible man. Sorry.
2006-07-07 08:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do policemen have in their sandwiches: Truncheon meat.
Why do London Policemen have pointed helmets: Because they all have pointed heads.
2006-07-07 08:33:31 · answer #3 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋