Here's a few I like:
You have the right to remain silent,so please shut up
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
If you want breakfast in bed,sleep in the kitchen
If we are what we eat,I'm fast,cheap and easy
Of course I don't look busy ... I did it right the first time
If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't goin'
My Karma ran over your dogma
In God we trust, All others we polygraph
2006-07-07 08:21:42 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals
I'd kill for a nobel peace prize
Never kick a cow patty on a hot day
I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me
A recent study shows 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions
2006-07-07 08:53:19 · answer #1 · answered by RagDoll 2 · 11⤊ 5⤋
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a few parts.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2006-07-07 08:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by Y S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The George W. Bush bumper sticker with his pic:
Like a Rock
Only Dumber!
2006-07-07 08:33:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus save...He doesn't trust the politicians with his Social Security
or
a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker,
either someones in denial, or what ever glue they got on those things is amazing...
!!Vote Nader, Vote light rail!!
2006-07-07 08:37:55 · answer #4 · answered by Chris, Austin TX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favs r:
1. Is it 2008 yet?
2. somewhere in Texas, a village has lost its idiot
2006-07-07 08:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by bahamadude91 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had one that said "Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield." LOL Of course I would't actually put it on my car.
2006-07-07 08:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by Cody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop tail-gating me or I will flick a booger on your windshield.
2006-07-07 08:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elvis went home
on a cadilac..."my other car is a spaceship"
2006-07-07 08:55:03 · answer #8 · answered by the_real_peagen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Politicians and dirty diapers need to be changed often, and for the same reason.
2006-07-07 08:26:24 · answer #9 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be nicer when you're smarter
Nice people swallow (yeah i know it's old but it still make me laugh)
2006-07-07 08:32:11 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Gïrl¥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋