2006-07-07 08:17:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I guess you don't have to - but if you are getting it for free, there's no telling who else is getting some free milk as well!
2006-07-07 08:19:24 · answer #1 · answered by caramelqueen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the humane society finds out you are having sex with a cow they will put you in jail. If you own it it will take longer for them to find out about your love for the cow. But sooner or later they will find you . Your picture will be in the paper. People will make fun of you. Your family will have to move. Pluses the bull catches you , you will be in even bigger trouble.
2006-07-07 15:28:27 · answer #2 · answered by usserydog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though I shouldn't even grace this with an answer because of the gauche phrasing of it all, I will. If you're not interested in buying the cow, I certainly hope you're smart enough to protect yourself from "hoof and mouth" disease by wearing a condom. I don't think you're cut out for a committed relationship cowboy, just be sure no one else has to pay for your indescretion. My suggestion...you'd probably have a bigger "herd" if you stop referring to women with the significantly offensive bovine reference. Just a thought. Wrap your whacker, and treat her like a queen...you might just find a "cow" you want to buy, if you wise up.
2006-07-07 15:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by bibliophile_1976 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're having sex with a cow?
2006-07-07 15:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by Evilest_Wendy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't be having sex with a cow.
2006-07-07 15:19:45 · answer #5 · answered by AreolaDC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR HAVING FREE SEX WITH A COW!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!
2006-07-07 15:22:17 · answer #6 · answered by Georgia Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Free milk, lol
2006-07-07 15:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust me, there is nothing for free... you pay one way or another.
2006-07-07 15:30:46 · answer #8 · answered by Eddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't agree more have a ball.
2006-07-07 15:20:24 · answer #9 · answered by candidworker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everything that glitters ain't gold
2006-07-07 15:20:10 · answer #10 · answered by mspooh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋