pee on the seat
2006-07-07 07:37:33
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answer #1
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answered by rfenker22 1
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HA HA HA! This is funny. Been there! Go for the porcelin if it's someone your trying to impress and then wipe up your mess, then flush....and then WASH YOUR HANDS! How come Miss Manners never answers questions like this!
2006-07-07 15:04:59
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answered by highroller 5
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I think a person shouldn't worry about the noise unless you have sophisticated visitors in your house, who might think such noisy urination is uncouth. In this case, if you are particularly well skilled, you could aim for the porcelain, but a better option may be to emasculate yourself and sit down to pee.
2006-07-07 14:42:53
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answer #3
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answered by hiker 2
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This may sound stupid but i turn on the water when I urinate and aim carefully any pee spots get cleaned up with TP. This works well especially at a womans house. Earn pts. by not being a messy pee body.
2006-07-07 14:39:15
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answered by JAMES M 2
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you should make it in the water. it may be noisier, but atleast youre less likely to miss the side of the bowl and spill out on the floor. plus, its not like people don't know why you went into the toilet in the first place. so your noise levels shouldnt be a consern. unless you feel exceptionally gassy. :)
2006-07-07 14:40:36
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answered by figlioperduto82 1
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I'm liking rfenker22's answer! Ha!
Don't make a mess! Everyone pees so who cares if you make noise!!!
2006-07-07 14:38:44
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answer #6
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answered by Lady G 2
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since i'm the one stuck cleaning the toilet, i would much prefer men to make more noise and less mess. we all know what you're doing when you're using it so it doesn't matter if you make noise or not. all our guests are comfortable enough in our home to not be concerned if we hear them.
2006-07-07 14:41:19
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answer #7
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answered by jbslass 6
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just aim for the porcelin and wipe mess wity toilet paper works everytime...I know My husband had that issue...
2006-07-07 14:39:29
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answer #8
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answered by i want to know 1
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WOW! I've always wondered...I think the answer is to aim for water. Everyone else seems to...
2006-07-07 14:38:38
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answer #9
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answered by mercury21813 3
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I am obviously not a man, but I would want you to make as little mess for me to clean up as possible.
2006-07-07 14:38:37
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answer #10
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answered by wannabebeachbum 3
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aim for the water because nobody wants to clean up someone elses pee.
2006-07-07 14:39:36
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answer #11
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answered by ? 2
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