...... The man takes of his pants and says to his wife "Here try these on!"
She looks at him and replies "But they wont fit!"
"That shows you whos going to wear the pants in this house" He says.
The woman pauses for a while, then takes off her panties and throws them at her husband "Put those on"
"But I can't get in them" He replies,
His wife smiles "No and you never will again with an attitude like that!!!"
2006-07-07 07:31:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one, while on newly weds,
Here's another one, well this innocent virginal wife didn't know anything about the birds and the bees. So hubby dear explained the act in this manner - you have a jailhouse and I have a prisoner, so lets put the prisoner in the jail. And so they did.
Now the sweet no longer virgin like it so much that she said, darling look the prisoner is taking part in an uprising, lets lock him up, and so they did.
A third encore-(well they were young newly weds) followed cause wifey liked having the prisoner in the jailhouse.
So our bushed groom after three trips to the jailhouse flopped on the bed.
And a few minutes later, he's awakened cause she's caught the prisoner again.
"Wha!" he explained.....
""Nothing she says, just wanna punish the prisoner again" she replies.
"darling, this wasn't a life or death sentence!"
(sounds better when ya hear it with some theatricals and bawdy words, tough!)
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2006-07-09 00:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by Starreply 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Funny Joke...Mad props...
2006-07-07 08:04:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was very funny,maybe even the best joke i've heard in a while.
2006-07-07 07:35:18 · answer #3 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you men out there, you just take this SERIOUSLY. ok! my 12year old says 'i'm not getting involved with WOMEN, they cost too much and r always right even when they r NOT.
2006-07-07 07:46:21 · answer #4 · answered by tina t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit old but still funny lol
2006-07-07 07:35:52 · answer #5 · answered by Kelly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have hereed it be4, it is funny
2006-07-08 04:11:17 · answer #6 · answered by angel.2u@home 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what's the question?
2006-07-07 07:41:59 · answer #7 · answered by Sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the answer is "Yes follow you heart"
oh your not asking anything!? sorry my bad!
2006-07-07 07:37:11 · answer #8 · answered by Haynaku 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha thats gr8 happy days!
2006-07-07 09:59:01 · answer #9 · answered by rat140 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
2006-07-07 09:35:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋