Fellow theists have you heard this story of faith?

Question

One day in a science (boo hiss) class at one of those liberal, commie, pinko universities, a professor asked the class if anyone in the class could prove that there was a god.
One of the students said: "There's a god because the bible says so."
"A man made book does not prove the existence of a deity," was the professor (probably a jew)'s reply.
Another student said. "I know there is a god because I see him in the face of smiling babies."
"That's just gas," said the jew professor who was probably an ACLU member.
Then a big juiced up Marine stood up: "There's a god and I'm going to prove it, he just told me to kick your a s s!"
As soon as the Marine stood up the FBI burst into the room and arrested the Marine for war crimes he commited in Iraq.
"You see," said the professor. "No god."

That professor's name - NIELS BOHR. (Look him up if you don't know who he is, genius.)

Answer 1

I hate to break it to you, but Niels Bohr was long dead before the war in Iraq. The one I do know to be true is this (Bohr and Einstein were not exactly friendly)
Einstein "God did not play dice with the Universe", "God is not malicious"
Bohr "Hey Einstein, stop telling God what to do."

Answer 2

That would definitely be proof of the non-existence of God.

Answer 3

Snarky!

Answer 4

Good story!

Answer 5

LOL.

Best version I have heard of that story.

Answer 6

yea good story Lol

Answer 7

lol great story

Answer 8

You are one very angry person aren't you.

Answer 9

my baby is kind of gassy...