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yo mama is so fat that NASA thought that they discovered mars but it turned out 2 be her @ss

yo mama is so stupid that she was walking down the street yelling in an envelope and we asked her what sh's doing and she says that shes sending a voice-mail

ur sister is so stupid that she thought that taco belll was a mexican phone company

2006-07-07 07:15:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

They're cool.

2006-07-07 07:19:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You got that from the show on MTV! So Not-Creative. Now here's one: Yo Momma so fat when she was on a diet for 1 year she was happy that she could even see the numbers.

2006-07-07 14:20:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."

2006-07-09 08:18:34 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0 0

Your Mamma said to tell you not to be telling those stupid Yo Momma jokes.

She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.

Says it makes you sound like ignorant, redneck, White trash.

2006-07-07 15:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

never heard them before. I like them. I wouldnt try to get any MAJOR laughs with them, but when you're compairing jokes or just trying to lightened a situation, they'd be good.

2006-07-07 14:36:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yo mama jokes suck

2006-07-07 14:49:59 · answer #6 · answered by Ra 2 · 0 0

yeah

2006-07-07 14:24:52 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee ♥ 2 · 0 0

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