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..........One says to the other, "YYUUKK!!!! Can you smell carrots?????"

2006-07-07 07:08:00 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Ok! I guess it's not the best joke i've told is it?????

2006-07-20 22:06:40 · update #1

46 answers

one says i am bourd stif the outher on says i can see that from here

2006-07-09 03:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Carrots dont really smell bad but I like the Molasses joke by jackazz that made me laugh out loud heres one: have you seen the new movie "Constipated" Oh yeah it hasnt come out yet!

2006-07-21 06:10:44 · answer #2 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0 0

Very good Mr Carrot you made me laugh.
Don't you think some of the people on here take things far to seriously! lol

2006-07-07 08:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by MoJoJoJo 4 · 0 0

Because his nose is a carrot and in a past life he HATED veggies.

2006-07-20 16:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by rhonda y 6 · 0 0

Ok i do not get that and whats supposed to be funny. Your a snowman and you smell your nose.You cant even smell your nose. Thats immature and stupid.

2006-07-21 06:31:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't get it, were they stood in a field of carrots

2006-07-16 12:20:49 · answer #6 · answered by doodlebug 2 · 0 0

Okay, so What If the noses were made out of bottons, or rocks, or you didn't even bring anything for the nose! Ever thought of that.?!?

2006-07-07 07:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not the best I've heard today but still made me smile

2006-07-21 06:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by loki_mcbedlam 3 · 0 0

Was it carrot or coal they smell?

2006-07-20 22:22:46 · answer #9 · answered by cmilja m 6 · 0 0

3 moles are in their hole and the first one pops his head out and says " mm i spell carrots" the second one pops her head out and says "mm i smell onions" the third one pops his head out and says " all i can smell is mole-as$es"

2006-07-20 13:29:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha ha ha

2006-07-20 23:58:06 · answer #11 · answered by Moses 2 · 0 0

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