2006-07-07 07:06:27 · 28 answers · asked by micky w 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
because youre never supposed to eat ANYTHING bigger than your HEAD
2006-07-07 07:10:07 · answer #1 · answered by fodleg 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Although the moon looks edible and small and very much cheese like I am very sorry to be the one to break the news to you but it is actually made of rock. and furthermore what appears to be bite sized is a trick of nature because it really is a LONG WAY AWAY.
I hope that I have not shattered and childhood fantasies but whilst we are on the subject, cows can not jump. The vision you may hold of a very strokey Frisian cow Fosbry flopping over the moon whilst dogs laugh should also be corrected. Dogs do not laugh and no cow has attained greater altitude than 47 inches.
Please sleep calmly tonight that is a lot of information to digest in one day.
2006-07-07 14:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by Tim T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can, if you like cheese.
You just need to make yourself a rocket to get there, because the moon is a little bit far. And don't forget to take some crackers with you.
2006-07-08 19:37:13 · answer #3 · answered by princess_gabi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look, you've had enough! That sliver's for your father. He'll be right pissed if he comes home and it's all dark and there's nothing to eat. I'll give you something hot at dawn. All right? Now get to bed.
2006-07-07 14:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by toweroftusks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because, it's too far away. :)
You need to contact NASA for a shuttle and then you might be able to get to the moon and nibble it a bit. :)
2006-07-07 14:32:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the moon, grab some moon dust and crap, put it in a ziploc the come back to earth and eat it. tell me how it goes.
2006-07-07 14:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by a-ren 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
first, you must wait untill the cheese (that the moon is made of) matures. it wouldnt taste right if you ate it now. sorry
2006-07-07 14:31:27 · answer #7 · answered by the_water_girl_82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would u want to?
Earth taste much better.
Have you tried those comets? Not easy to catch
2006-07-07 15:04:34 · answer #8 · answered by Pat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because its like 250,000,000 miles away but if u were and astronot you could get some in a bag then when u return to earth you could taste it i quess -lt
2006-07-07 14:13:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You haven't got long enough arms to reach it.
2006-07-07 14:10:10 · answer #10 · answered by fiddlesticks9 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋