"You're not exactly the sharpest pencil in the box."
Do you know any other GOOD ones? The more the merrier! :)
Thanks.
2006-07-07 06:35:12 · 47 answers · asked by ♥iamsleepy♥ 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
LOL! Thanks for all the funny lines!! Hahaha I'm ROFL!
2006-07-07 06:48:01 · update #1
YOUR NOT COOKIN' ON ALL 4 OF YOUR BURNERS
2006-07-07 06:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by Penney S 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not the brightest bulb on the tree
being one egg short of an omelet
the light is on, but there's nobody home
not the sharpest tool in the shed
not the brightest penny in the purse
sharp as a marshmallow
there's a village somewhere missing an idiot
2006-07-07 06:46:37 · answer #2 · answered by Signilda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"So, are you on Braincation right now"
Can be amplified with, "I'm sorry I didn't get the PTO (Paid Time Off) request for this Braincation".
Also, another way, well I guess these aren't really nice, but ....
"and the rest of us are now dumber having listened to what you just said" - quote from Billy Madison
"is that smoke or are you thinking?"
"You're thinking? ..... perhaps you should sit down for that"
"When you get an idea, it's like lighting a match inside a black hole"
"It took only 3 Blondes to beat your I.Q. score"
"Ever wonder why..... no I guess you haven't"
I could go on....
but I won't
CHEERS
2006-07-07 06:44:03 · answer #3 · answered by Cherry Stems 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we?
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed.
If I got smart with you, how would you know?
2006-07-07 06:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not the sharpest tool in the tool shed
you are not the brightest bulb
2006-07-07 06:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I guess I'm a stupid person because I can't find the word I'm looking for in the dictionary but I've heard it for 30+ years...I'm going to spell it gonsill. I'm sure that's not right but you say it like gone-sill. It means..stupid person. It's in the dictionary some where.
2006-07-07 06:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by Texas T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not the brightest flower in the patch.
You're not the quickest in the race.
You're not the fastest thing on two feet.
Your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
2006-07-07 06:42:15 · answer #7 · answered by Lynell S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
*They're not all necessarily about stupidity specifically, but they're quite good nonetheless!
2006-07-07 17:07:57 · answer #8 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
2006-07-07 06:39:37 · answer #9 · answered by mattd550 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One fry short of a Happy Meal
2006-07-07 06:38:20 · answer #10 · answered by punchy333 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You look prettier when you are quiet. (and that works if the person won't the shut up too)
Maybe you should try doing something else.
*Pat on the head* *chuckle*
Anyone else has something to say?
You are not dumb, you are just special (or slower)
You definetely beat an apple!
2006-07-07 06:42:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋