Got any you so_______jokes
ugly jokes
dumb jokes
good riddles
2006-07-07 05:29:15 · 6 answers · asked by asiab b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Parrot Boy
An old man is sitting on a bench in central park when a teenager with a rainbow hair-dyed mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him.
The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock.
Then the teenager says, "What you looking at old man?"
The man replys, "Nothing, nothing."
Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?"
The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and f_u_c_k_e_d a parrot, and I was thinking that you might be my son."
2006-07-07 08:43:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2006-07-07 06:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by Ghana Rulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u'll luff
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?
Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys
like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.
One day, little Suzie was strolling around the house and just happened to pass by her sister's room. She heard her sister say on the phone to her boy friend"Your such an a*s!" and she hung up.Suzie asked what *** had meant and her sister sayin"Uh... it means... uhh.. boyfriend!". Suzie is delighted to hear a new nice word.
Then,She was walking past the bathroom where her dad was shaving. Her dad had cut himself and yelled "SH*T!" Then turniing around saw little Suzie ask what **** means. Dad, being quite shocked answered"It uhh.. It.. It means shaving cream."
Then, Suzie walked downstairs to help her mom with the dinner turkey. Suzie's dad's boss was coming to dinner tonight.
When Suzie went in the kitchen, her mom accidently cut herself yelled"F*C*!". Suzie asked what *uck meant and mom replied" it..it..it uummm...it means cut... yeah, cut." Just as mom said that, the doorbell rang and asked Suzie to go and get it.
When Suzie opened the door, her dad's boss was standing there. Boss asked" Well hello young lady! Can I ask where your family is?" Then Suzie said" Well, my sister's upstairs talking to her *** on the phone, my dad's in the bathroom wiping the sh*t off his face and my mom's in the kitchen ******* the turkey!"
2006-07-07 05:35:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so dumb that she was walking down the street yelling in the envelope and we asked her what she's doing and she says that she's sending a voice-mail
2006-07-07 05:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by knwhaley03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was gonna tell you one but the first joke I read on here was so funny that I forgot mine..
2006-07-07 07:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by christy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so dumb she thought a bra was a double headed sling-shot
2006-07-07 06:57:29 · answer #6 · answered by randa e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋