Finished at work for the week and just went for a pee before going home. Obviously I didn't shake my old stick properly because I looked down and there is this large patch of wet right and I mean right in the centre of the crutch area and I am wearing light coloured trousers, so it's very obvious. If there had been several splashes dotted all around I could have got away with it as splahes from an over zealous tap or poorly designed basin but oh no, this is very obviously a leaky pipe, if you know what I mean. So the question is, should I go out and brave the creul world with its downward glances at my patch of wet, should I splash all over the front to make it look like it was the tap's fault or do I just wait until the patch is dry?
2006-07-07 05:10:27 · 31 answers · asked by daniel m 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
wait til the patch is dry.... if someone at your work sees you, it'll be all round the office by first thing monday morning mate.....
2006-07-07 05:14:16 · answer #1 · answered by muggle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's hot today so it should dry in quickly. You could try holding some files or papers over it to disguise it too if it's not dryed. Remember the next time though, to give the old "beef bayonet" a good shake before zipping up the trousers........ Lol
2006-07-07 12:16:28 · answer #2 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be honest, i'm more worried about the fact your wearing light coloured trousers, come on! Pull your shirt out and be on your guard when people walk towards you, don't make any obvious movments to cover your wee ridden area, it'll only draw their attention to it and next time give it a shake, not to many mind - cos that's called a ****
2006-07-07 12:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only 2 options : eiher wait for it to dry (use the hand dryer in the washroom to help) or, spill a lot of water all over yourself from mid-shirt down so it looks like you had a glass drop out of your hand. Best of luck.
2006-07-07 12:15:16 · answer #4 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soak up the wet patch with paper towels/toilet paper to get rid of excess wetness.Then go out and brave the world. It's not such a big deal, it happens.
2006-07-07 12:27:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have time to wait until it dries..then knock yourself out.. if not, I'd splash a bit more water, and some on your shirt too..and just remember to shake the thing before you zip up!
2006-07-07 12:14:57 · answer #6 · answered by Always M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go in the bathroom and splash water ALL over you, not just in that area. It is summertime and it's hot.
Everyone will be wondering why you splashed yourself they won't notice you left a mark on your pants.
2006-07-07 12:35:09 · answer #7 · answered by Indianbutterfly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to tie a jumper round your waist, with the sleeves hanging down in front of the offending patch.
2006-07-11 07:29:04 · answer #8 · answered by savs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go on out. I have gotten a patch of water on myself from leaning against the counter of the sink. Girls will just think you wash your hands after using the restroom.
2006-07-13 17:23:17 · answer #9 · answered by pizzagirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I reckon you should find something to hold over your crotch like a newspaper and walk out. If you can't find something, I guess you just have to choose between brazening it out or waiting, which in the summer shouldn't take long anyway.
2006-07-07 16:22:10 · answer #10 · answered by Rotifer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋