2006-07-07 04:03:18 · 9 answers · asked by luthien_ann 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Superman's costume was based on that of the circus strongman
in the nineteenth century. They wore tights to show off their muscles,which was the whole point of being a circus strongman.
2006-07-07 04:22:05 · answer #1 · answered by Alion 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Superman's costume is tight so that you can see his muscles and genitals better. This appeals to the masses of carnal-minded consumers who are looking for a Messiah in the form of a sexually attractive, ultrapowerful male human who is God-like.
2006-07-07 04:11:03 · answer #2 · answered by deanyourfriendinky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he wants everyone to see why he is names SUPERMAN! Why else would he wear tights and show his package?
2006-07-07 04:08:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably the same reason he has a swoop and a pin curl in the front of his hair.
2006-07-07 04:07:14 · answer #4 · answered by thesweetestthings24 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to show you how super he really is! haha, who knows! he was created a long time ago, go ask those guys why they made him wear tights
2006-07-07 04:05:49 · answer #5 · answered by aaronne07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bcuz he wants 2 show off his abs 2 attract women lol
2006-07-07 06:54:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for some reason spendex was really fashionable bakc then
2006-07-07 04:07:37 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to show how super-gay he is!LOL
2006-07-07 04:08:49 · answer #8 · answered by let the speakers blow your mind 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you think
thank you
2006-07-07 04:09:58 · answer #9 · answered by cooks delight 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋