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Or was that considered a sin?
If he did, what do you think turned him on?

2006-07-07 03:46:41 · 15 answers · asked by anseru 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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probably at least when he was having his feet done. He wouldn't let the other guys stop the prostitute from rubbing some hot oil on his tootsies, so yah he probably didn't want to stand up right then.

2006-07-07 03:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In his books of fiction, God of Tarot series, Piers Anthony depicts Jesus as having a mutilated male member, split and mangled from a bad Bat Mitzvah.
Interesting theory.
Amazing how much anger is generated in some by this question. Makes you wonder how great their faith is if it can't be questioned.
Anyway, I think Jesus got erections.
I think it's silly to believe in a heaven where there is no sex. Even Mak Twain in Letters from the Earth thought in this way.
And as Heinlein wrote in Time Enough For Love,
"The only sin is doing harm to someone unnecessarily. If they need the harm then it is not a sin. Doing harm to yourself is not a sin...only stupid."
Jesus gettin an erection being a sin? Come on, people. Wake up and smell the testosterone!

2006-07-07 03:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by comedianwit 2 · 0 0

And what if you had a turkey baster?

Christianity? Jesus? Dying?

What is the Imacculate Conception supposed to mean?

(NOT A VIRGIN BIRTH! - betcha never knew that.)

Jesus, the basis of Christianity? .

If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.

Gods do not die? Do they?

If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was sacrificed?

Did Jesus give up Saturday for us? Big deal!

If Jesus died for our sins, there should not be any more sins, else why go through with it?.

If Jesus really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!

If you swallow this stuff, you are not going to like the folks who don't. You want them to swallow it too.

Christians want everyone to convert to their non-thinking in order to be 'saved'.

Believing and not thinking is like choosing a mental illness and becoming lost.

2006-07-07 04:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes he had a child named sarah, dont you ever pay attention, and getting wood is not a sin its what you do with the wood that can be considered one..

2006-07-07 03:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by The King of All Answerer's 4 · 0 0

Considering he lived as human for thirty plus years and is rumored to have kids . . . probably. God probably would consider it a sin though.

2006-07-07 03:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by Isis-sama 5 · 0 0

You earthlings are absolute fools...It was God who came to this planet in human FORM. He was here as God the Father, Son and Holy Spirit... You all need to get a clue and have more serious thoughts in life ie. solving Bono's question.... have purpose, meaning, and service in your life!!! J3

2006-07-07 03:57:46 · answer #6 · answered by J3 1 · 0 0

I'm sure he did. I'm pretty sure he was even married. But he was still the Son of God and provided atonement for all mankind

2006-07-07 04:05:48 · answer #7 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 0 0

lol
omfg, the religious whack-jobs on here are gonna rip you a new one

2006-07-07 04:43:18 · answer #8 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 0 0

Jesus came to this earth to die for us..........and to be resurrected ........(raise from the death) so that we can live forever with him in heaven..........He did not YIELD to any earthly thing that man does................

2006-07-07 03:51:50 · answer #9 · answered by ginny3282 4 · 0 0

he did not, all his disciples were male , unless you implying he was a gay i don't think he could.
Therefore GOD and Jesus play togheter.

2006-07-07 03:50:04 · answer #10 · answered by PicassoInActions 3 · 0 0

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