is this talk with god normal?

Question

i talk to god. i talk to him rather often. in the mirror....in a spoon (he's upside down sometimes tho)...in windows...lakes...rivers....a cup of water a couple times. god's pretty hot too, oh....and he's black

Answer 1

You are talking to a relection.

Answer 2

God and the Harley Davidson Inventor


Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

Answer 3

Since there's no real evidence that there is a god you must be hearing things. What's his name, Yahweh, Jehovah, Allah, Buddah, Mohammed, Zeus, Odin or some other one? If there is a god he wouldn't be black or any other colour since He's not a transient being but a holy spirit. If you are black then it's your reflection, if you're white it's a dirty mirror.

Answer 4

thats very nice. ive seen HER before too. The samme places where you looked.

Answer 5

a reflection

Answer 6

ur talkin to urself