Roses R Red Violets R Blue
Monkeys Like you Shud Be kept In the Zoo
Dont feel Angry U Will Find Me There Too
Not In a cage But Laughing At you
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Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.
2006-07-07 02:49:13 · 5 answers · asked by niki 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a vampire asked god to grant him a wish and god did so ......
da vampire asked dat he become an angel with wings but he could still suck blood ,soooooooo
god turned him to ALWAYS
(always is a tamp-on)
2006-07-07 05:28:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whilst getting money out of the cash machine,an old lady came up to me & asked if i could check her balance.............So i pushed the old cow over!!!!!!!!!
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Sex is like a petrol station,sometimes you get full service,sometimes its out of service & sometimes you have to be happy with self service.
Hope you enjoyed them
2006-07-07 10:03:19 · answer #2 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay here we go,,,,,,,,
1. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.
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2. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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3. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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4. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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6. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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7. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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8. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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9. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
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Now some different answers
10. What is height of Secrecy?
Not attending your own marriage
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11. What is height of Activelaziness?
hiring somebody for your own morning walk !!!!
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12. What is height of Laziness?
adopting another child !!!!
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13. What is height of Craziness?
Trying to do blowwjob to a enuch
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14. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Going out from own house in the morning and getting back to neighbour's house.
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15. What is height of Stupidity?
Going to swim without underwear
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2006-07-07 11:34:11 · answer #3 · answered by Tanya S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did bin Laden attack New York?
He wanted to make a big apple crumble.
(a bit old now!)
2006-07-07 11:36:45 · answer #4 · answered by claude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Da funniest sms i sent said...
Von Offenem Feuer Fernhalten
I dunno wat language it is but it means
"Keep away from Fire"
I read it of my boxer shorts
Imagine wearing them while stuck in your house while it was on fire!!!
You'd lose your MOJO!!
2006-07-07 09:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋