OMFG!!!! I love world of warcraft! i love it so much i got a full body tattoo that covers 46% of my skin. Recently i took it upon myself to change my name. You see, i was known as a theif and a back stabbing cockbite. I used to scam unsuspecting orphans and NOOBS. I had the best character but eveyone hated me for it. Jealousy is a fowl thing. I started a project 2 create a new character that will be better IN EVERY WAAAAY. and i wont cheat. so i bought 400 dollars worth of canned food, salami and corn bread and locked my self in my room for 3 months!!! I even refused to get up out of my chair and instead i cut a hole in the bottom and i would deposit urine and feces on my feet. after all this work i had a party with my cat and neighbor and TV. My neighbor never showed up and i ate the cat but we had a great time anyway. BUT THEN! DISASTER STRUCK! some chinese bastard stole my acount and deleted my character. I have thought of 3 paths of action. Suicide, genocide or starting over.
2006-07-07 02:46:42 · 12 answers · asked by paby 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Open the windows and let some light in the room. Go outside and take a walk to the store. Smile at someone on the way and say hello. You are greater than Warcraft.
2006-07-07 03:09:17 · answer #1 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick suicide. You'd be doing the world a favor.
(and for those people who think this is a joke, think again. EVERY single thing he stated has been done, at one time or another, by WoW players, including suicide upon discovering that thier online character was deleted)
2006-07-07 02:55:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are serious I say it is time to check into a hospital or something. I mean honestly. I'm not sure what to tell them you are there for but go for a mental check up and some help. You are ADDICTED to World Of Warcraft and honestly need counsling for your problem.
2006-07-07 02:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are sincere about wanting forgiveness of you sin and humble your self and pray believing that God will forgive you He can and I believe that He will.
He knows the very intents of your heart. You can lie to and deceive me but you can't deceive Jesus Christ.
Any attempts to deceive man or Christ are sins. Do not be foolish and risk your own soul.
2006-07-07 02:49:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd suggest suicide. You have lost your reason for living and the world will be better off without you.
2006-07-07 02:51:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That could have been really funny if you plaid it better, still props for the creativity.
2006-07-07 02:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by Mike Hunt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seek professional help.
Seek God.
2006-07-07 03:01:45 · answer #7 · answered by LP S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes whatever dude.
2006-07-11 02:18:15 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah you sure love your warcraft.....
2006-07-07 02:52:04 · answer #9 · answered by UCSC Slugmaster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank God 4 all he is DONT KILL YOUR SELF!!!!!!!!!!! pleaz?
2006-07-07 02:51:07 · answer #10 · answered by i luv JESUS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋