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Mine hapenned 5 hours ago. We were riding on a van and the driver stopped for awhile to get something.We were listening to some hiphop music.All of a sudden, we thought about hydraulics and tried to move the van.The look from outside doesnt look like hydraulocs working but as if someone was having sex inside the van.Then people looked at the van as they passed then many people gathered around the van, curious what's going on inside.And my friend added the Titanic movie scene (sweaty hand on the window).Good thing the car was tinted.

Is it good enough?

2006-07-07 00:38:55 · 22 answers · asked by MissUkraine2005Lover 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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years ago i worked in a warehouse it was when the first nightmare on elm street came out everybody was talking about how scary it was i took a cardboard box cut peepholes in it also cutting slits in each sides then i got into the box having a buddy tape up the box as if it were a package to be shipped he handtrucked me in the box to where all the people were talking about the movie sat me down right beside them i waited till the right moment then REACHED OUT AND GRABBED SOMEONES LEG..it just happened to be the biggest guy in the warehouse..that guy almost killed me kicking me inside that box all over the place..they swore that dude jumped 3ft off the ground..one more thing ..ladies it is true that some men scream like little girls..lol

2006-07-07 00:46:58 · answer #1 · answered by . 4 · 0 0

This is the 1st time I have read every answer posted 2 a question & enjoyed all of them. All of those jokes are just priceless. Mine is not as funny but..here goes. I took a couple of my friends for a drive 2 this place on the ridge of a cliff where there is a great view of the countryside. There is a low wall keeping people from going too close 2 the edge but the wall is not right at the edge of the cliff. It is about six feet away. Now I had been there before & knew this. One of my friends are very very screamish. So as we wer walking 2 the wall, I ran ahead of everyone & leapt on top of the wall. Everyone was yelling be careful. So I started 2 clown around on top of the wall, dancing & fooling around saying that they are cowards & all that. Then I "overbalanced" & screamed & "fell" off the wall down the cliff. I actually just jumped off the wall & crouched down. I cant tell you the reactions of that girl & the others. It was a cruel joke...but funny.

2006-07-07 10:39:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ethslan 5 · 0 0

I am a voice talent for a local radio station and I have pulled this prank on several people, including my boss, and it has worked each time.

We have caller ID at home, and one evening when the phone rang, I saw it was my hubby. I answered the phone with the following:

"I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service at this time. Please hang up and dial directory assistance. Thank you."

My husband said "Oh crap!" and hung up and immediately called back and said "Kelly! Did you forget to pay the phone bill?"

My husband, in high school, worked for a fast food place and he had a manager who was a dick. The manager drove a little CRX, so one evening when hubby and a friend got off work, they got bunch of guys together, lifted the managers car up and put milk crates under all of his tires.

I have a friend who calls 1-800 numbers from infomercials and tries to sell the operators things.

My mother likes to fart in the isles at Wal Mart and then stand back and watch people as they walk through her stench.

2006-07-07 07:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by kelly24592 5 · 0 0

That's one of those you had to be there to get the full effect. Good though. One we always used to pull on the streets of Dublin (Ireland) when we where kids is to cut open a football, fill it with rocks and make it look like it's not busted, place it across a road and ask people walking by can they kick it over to you (we used to say we where not allowed cross or something), is really really funny when you catch a bloke with his bird trying to show off, actually seen some kids do it last week, stayed to watch for about 20 minutes with a friend of mine, classic. wish i had a camera with me. You could use a bowling ball, some of them look like those light blow away balls. Another one was to tie the door knobs of two doors together and knock on both doors.

2006-07-07 08:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by Fly 3 · 0 0

For over a week, each night we put shims under the desk of a coworker, slowly raising the height of the desk. And he kept thinking someone was messing with his chair, which he kept raising each morning. Then we removed all the shims, and he couldn't figure out what was going on.

Another time, we took the mouse-ball out of the mouse on a psycho coworker's computer station. After spending 15 minutes trying to figure out what was wrong with his computer, he went completely ballistic, stomping around the office yelling, "Who took my mouse ball? Where's my mouse ball? I'll kill you!" It was too funny.

We found that a coworker had left his computer up and running, so we went into his e-mail account and changed his signature. We added a nickname, 'Skippy' between his first and last names. He didn't find out for a week and he'd been e-mailing important managers, etc. Boy was he pissed off! That was a hoot.

2006-07-07 08:47:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When my brother was alive, he and I were a team of very sly pranksters! I don't know of anyone we knew back that did not fall prey to prankish ways! My brother died 12 years ago but I still remember one of the funniest pranks we pulled!! It was on our mother! Ok here goes......Picture a family of 4 setting down at a very nice pizza parlor....ok with me so far?..Ordered and had been waiting just a few minutes when my brother gets the idea to do this prank, but he could not talk to me over the table(mother seperated us on purpose) so he asks if it is time to go wash his hands for dinner! Mom said yes and take your little sister to the ladies room while you are at it(just like he knew she would)! Oh and Bryan please wait for her and walk her back!she reminded him! So when we got closer to the restrooms he began to tell me the "plan". I was to "put the purse in the loading spot." (you will find out why in a second) So I did and just waited. The pizza came and we ate mother never saw anything missing. (I know in a second!) So we go to the register to pay, mom opens her purse and every piece for silver ware that was on the table was in there! Even the pizza cutter!! When the cashier looks at the purse, then at my mom, you should have seen her face!! Well both of theirs really! And that was the perfect time for my brother to chime in and say," We are so sorry miss our mother is a cleptomaniac! She just got out of the hospital for it, we thought she was cured!! I think we were grounded for about a month. But we would have done it all over again, in a heart beat, just to see the look on the cashier face! It was priceless!!!!!! Well that is my best prank! I hope you like it. And I am sure my brother does, too. God rest his soul!!!

2006-07-07 08:16:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OH MY GOSH YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS! LOL!! GOOD PRANK!!

well the prank pulled of was when it was afterschool and a staff of the school read us a Robert Munsch book (he is an author) and it was about a little boy playing with his play dough and he was making a cookie and gave to his mom to eat! Then she took a bite AND IT WAS NASTY!!
well there more scenes but when she was done reading, she gave us some modeling clay and we were suppose to make a "fake"cookie, and she said you can give it to your parents and they'll think its a COOKIE!! So when i was done with making the "fake" cookie I went home and gave it to my sister (she thought it was a real cookie!) and she took a bite and... she was like YUCK!!!! I was laughing and laughing!!!

2006-07-07 07:56:05 · answer #7 · answered by kmsoccergurl95 3 · 0 0

Yeah, that was funny. I have done some terrible things before..like when I lived in the dorm at USF it was a girl who would always play pranks on people (hiding our phones, misplacing keys...homework...etc) so a bunch of us added some Nair to her shampoo. It took about a week to start noticing her patches, but it was soooo funny. Can you believe she didn't think it was funny...lol. I never had anything else missing again.

2006-07-07 07:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by missesc0bar 3 · 0 0

I have pulled a ton of good ones, but the simpelest prank that gets the best reactions is hiding in a room, closet, etc.. and scaring the crap out of an unsuspecting entrant, set up a camera because this one really makes them jump, try wearing a mask. Ha, ha..

2006-07-07 07:43:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was a pretty good prank! The other day I went into the kitchen turned on the water and I got sprayed with the sprayer. My son had put a rubber band on the sprayer to play a trick on me. Needless to say I dragged him into the kitchen and sprayed him down. It was all in good humor.

2006-07-07 07:45:02 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Sunflower 5 · 0 0

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