1.Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
2006-07-07 00:36:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think Paddy's wife is having an affair with a jockey. Yes, funny.
2006-07-07 00:39:58 · answer #1 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From 1-10?
6
2006-07-07 07:45:06 · answer #2 · answered by coldplayer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a classic "Irish" joke :) Another take on the "Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman" theme.
Probably not funny to Americans........in my experience, most Americans find jokes of this sort stupid and like to demonstrate why they personally are funnier than the joke.
I for one think its funny (and I'm Irish)
2006-07-07 07:53:25 · answer #3 · answered by Splatt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scale of 1-10 ill give it a 4
2006-07-07 08:04:05 · answer #4 · answered by Spielberg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I haven't laughed so much since i was a little girl.
2006-07-07 07:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by Angel D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm.. R u Joking
2006-07-07 07:40:52 · answer #6 · answered by jugnu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the best joke but still a joke none the less
2006-07-07 07:40:15 · answer #7 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a dreadful joke. I'm sorry.
2006-07-07 07:39:03 · answer #8 · answered by James Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wats wrong wiv everybody??
I thought that joke was hilarious!!!
2006-07-07 09:51:23 · answer #9 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but your Q is.
Tell me this if this is funny or not? Now that is hillariass. :)
2006-07-07 07:55:56 · answer #10 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋