2006-07-07 00:10:28 · 7 answers · asked by Matthew S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.25 and deer nuts are under a buck!!
2006-07-07 00:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by nick m 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-01 08:56:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
New Rules In Hell
A man dies and goes to Hell, where he is greeted by the Devil.
The man looks around and sees no fire or people being tortured, nothing uncomfortable, and asks, "where is all the horrible things that Hell has to offer me? I might as well get started now".
The Devil says, " Things have changed down here".
He asks the man, "Do you like to drink alcohol?"
"Oh, Yes!" replied the man, with a big smile.
"Well you are in luck", Says the Devil, "because on Mondays there is drinking all day, anything that you want"
"Wow, that's sounds great", the man says.
"How about sex? Do you like sex?" the Devil asks.
The man replys, "Love sex, just never could get enough".
The Devil replys, "Well we will take care of that little problem, we have sex all day on Tuesday".
The smile continues to grow wider on the mans face.
He is then asked if he had any homosexual tendancies.
"Absolutely not!", he says emphatically, "I can't stand queers!"
The Devil smile at him and says, "You are really going to hate Wednesdays then."
2006-07-07 09:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wanna hear a dirty joke?? A pig rolled in the mud!!
LOL
2006-07-07 00:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is white,black and red,all over?
answer; a sun-burned zebra!
2006-07-07 00:15:09 · answer #5 · answered by loves watching deer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the kid in a wheelchair get for christmas?
rollerblades
2006-07-07 00:13:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your gorgeous marry me i don,t mind if you henpeck me as long as i can look at you.
2006-07-07 00:16:32 · answer #7 · answered by patten 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋