Girl in a night-club,dancing with a stranger: She:'Do you come here often?He:No,it makes the floor too slippy.
2006-07-07 00:05:50 · 27 answers · asked by michael k 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahha thats great heres another ull like
there was a chick lying on the beach and there was no1 around
a guy walks past and she says "excuse me, can you kiss me ive never been kissed before" he felt sorry for her and gave her a peck on the cheek, she smiled happily
and then she said, " can you screw me ive never been screwed before"
the guy was shocked, then he smiled and said ok.
he pickes her up and throws her into the ocean and says "your screwed now arnt ya *****!"
What did the blind deaf paraplegic get for christmas?
cancer
2006-07-07 00:09:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
That's a slimey Joke !
2006-07-07 08:27:28 · answer #2 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was rubbish i cant believe i wasted 7 secounds of my life reading that joke
2006-07-07 07:16:32 · answer #3 · answered by josh p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thankyou thankyou!!! That is my favourite type of joke... Stupid ones!!!
Gotta go and email my mum with that one!!!
lol
2006-07-07 07:37:00 · answer #4 · answered by The Marvellous Mad Madam Mim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad boy bad boy what ya going to do what ya going to do when you "come" for her
2006-07-07 07:13:37 · answer #5 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does he have a slippery secretion from his feet?
That's amazing-I thought it was just me.
2006-07-07 07:08:43 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty Wrotem 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk!
That's as Bad as they Come!
PUN INTENDED
2006-07-07 07:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh god another weirdo with a foot fetish......(Corny innit)
2006-07-07 07:09:24 · answer #8 · answered by paul_9_25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
trust a man to COME! out with that one lol.
2006-07-07 07:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one mate, like it!!
2006-07-07 07:15:32 · answer #10 · answered by McMick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋