what do you call 100 white guys chasing a black guy?
A; the PGA tour!
2006-07-07 00:00:20 · 13 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LoL Nice one bud...
I didnt know that one and neither I could guess it.
Thanx 4 givin the answer lol :)
Joke its a joke 4 u....!!!??!
Rubbing Her The Right Way
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
No Laughing Matter
A guy goes to see a doctor and when they get into the private room the doctor says to the patient, "What seems to be the problem?"
The patient answers, "You have to promise not to laugh."
The doctors said fine, and the patient pulls down his pants and the doctor tried not to laugh at his small dick.
The doctor managed to ask, "What's the problem?"
The patient then said, "It's swollen."
Heh tehe
2006-07-08 03:11:56 · answer #1 · answered by ☆hello☆ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA.....now gim'me 10 points otherwise i'll never stop chasing u.
2006-07-07 00:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by Tanya S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U r 100% correct dude!!!
2006-07-07 00:04:02 · answer #3 · answered by just curious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u thing u r the white one or black one
2006-07-07 00:09:34 · answer #4 · answered by naresh m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a car with four flat tires?
A tow truck.
2006-07-07 00:48:05 · answer #5 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CLEVER!
I love it!
Thanks for the laugh... and the perspective!
2006-07-07 00:03:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good!
2006-07-07 00:12:14 · answer #7 · answered by Crappy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-07-07 00:08:26 · answer #8 · answered by angeleyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D:D:D lol
8=====D ohhhhh lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-07 03:23:06 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you answer your own question?
2006-07-07 00:04:19 · answer #10 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋