My wife caught me masturbating on our son's rocking horse to the movie Top Gun yesterday and I was startled by her and accidently caused her to fall down the stairs and run into my belt. Now things are awkward. How can i make us strong again?
2006-07-06 23:41:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Get down off of your high horse and change the movie to Sleepless in Seatle.OH..and help her up....
2006-07-07 00:56:16 · answer #1 · answered by Sassy OLD Broad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like a sicko perver to me. If you must do the nasty....take it to the shower dude....no muss no fuss....and down the drain it goes.
The very idea....on your sons rocking horse.....(show's you have no respect for your family)
And your wife accidently fell into your belt? yeah right...
you need mental help dude....
If you gotta wacky then spank your monkey in the shower dude!
2006-07-07 06:46:45 · answer #2 · answered by aunt_beeaa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so funny that it should be the question of the year. How the heck can you jack&^(*& to Top Gun? You bast&*(^d, Top Gun was my favorite movie and now it will never be the same.
To answer your question, you need to make fun of it with her.
2006-07-07 06:47:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know you basta-d, but I really doubt that either was an accident, so maybe your wife should accidently shoot your sorry A--! I just hope that she leaves your sick but. You know that little statement over to the left, I hope that someone reports your sorry A--!
2006-07-07 06:47:06 · answer #4 · answered by jazzie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
[Laughing] you should try it with the movie Apocolypse Now...
There is no recourse.. get a divorce.. she will never respect you again...
2006-07-07 07:24:22 · answer #5 · answered by ibjuscoolin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go straight to the psychologist ..do not stop for anything...
2006-07-07 06:46:14 · answer #6 · answered by Susie G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey... got to see the shrink.....
2006-07-07 07:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by relaxplease2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋