Chainsaw or wood chipper.
The shed's starting to stink a bit.
2006-07-06 21:41:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Do It Yourself (DIY)
Feed him to very hungry pigs. There'll be nothing at all left within a few hours, just disinfect and hose down the area and you'll be right.
Good luck, and do come back and let us know how you get on.
2006-07-06 21:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Definitely the wood-chipper, because:
- The smaller pieces'll rot down quite quickly
- It's an enclosed unit, so there's much less blood spray
- You won't get hit by flying bone chippings.
Better still, just call the police and tell 'em you're murdered your neighbour and left his body in your shed. These days, the cretins'll arrive in 2 weeks time, take 3 days to establish the rotting body is actually "dead", dispose of it for you, spologise for the inconvenience and rebuild the foundations of your shed
2006-07-07 01:03:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally I would call the cops an tell them that some one or something is in my shed, and that they or it is stinking the place up, and will they come by, or send the animal control officer by to see what is makeing that awful stink??
When they come, and find the body, then you will be rid of it and after a small "stink" and news people come and go, you will be in peace.
Plus, as an extra added bonus, the smell will be gone, and the problem will be gone too...
But, say hello to Bubba and be nice to him :)
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-07-07 00:37:43 · answer #3 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is he troublesome, is it something you;ve done in the past? Have you tried to get to understand what has caused the "troublesomeness". Life is not always to be "understood" but to "understand" others! This takes effort and we are not always open to exercising effort, we could be selfish, we could be "busy" or we could be lazy! Not to say you are but get to the root cause then go on from there.
2006-07-06 21:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by John W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move house, there is nothing worse then bad neighbours.
However you can become obsessed by them, is there no way you can make friends with them, even on a casual basis. Life is to short for long disputes. Try and make friends if that fails, move. move. move
2006-07-07 05:30:08 · answer #5 · answered by PHYLLIS D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couple of pounds of maggots lad. Leave em to it and then chuck the bones in the wood chipper.
2006-07-06 21:49:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get really hi-fi speakers and let a jazz and rock be played in front of his house and else will be done ultimately.
2006-07-06 22:02:38 · answer #7 · answered by fathus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bury him and plant a bush over the grave.
2006-07-06 21:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by Tam C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed them some of my Wife's home cooking !
2006-07-07 02:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by grahamhoodsa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Compost him with plenty of well-rotted manure.
2006-07-07 00:59:16 · answer #10 · answered by Delora Gloria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋