The 4 Gospel's Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John
2006-07-06 18:46:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Advertising & Marketing
Selling Bible door to door? :D
Remind me about this one joke about Peter and John who was selling Bible for the church. The church has too many bible in their inventory and they need to raise money for the church. John laugh at Peter because he knew that he can't even say a word right. At the end of the day, his pastor ask him, "how many did you sell?" John proudly said that he sold 10 Bible. "How many you sell Peter?" John chuckle because he knew that Peter have a hard time selling Bible. Peter said "I sold all the Bible that you even gave me". John dropped jaw. John then ask, "How did you sell it?" Peter replied, "Wo..would yo...you bu...buy m... me a Bi...Bible?" "The person then bought all my bible."
2006-07-07 03:48:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Under Advertising and Marketing? LOL!!! Selling God, eh?
2006-07-06 18:49:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can be a wonderful sales person who doesn't even spare God as a commodity.
2006-07-06 18:53:51 · answer #3 · answered by Upal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't need a bible. I can think for myself. Don't be a sheep.
2006-07-06 18:54:09 · answer #4 · answered by lowerbearville 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care for your sales pitch.
2006-07-06 19:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by jodneko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋