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Would you be scared of them then?

2006-07-06 16:15:29 · 16 answers · asked by monkey 5 in Pets Other - Pets

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Actually hamsters are scary, just look at them with their creepy little fuzzy bodies and that spine-chilling way they eat, shoving their food in one cheeks then the other. Don’t even get me started on that sinister way they run in their hamster wheel .

If I ran into a hamster in a dark alley I'd be a little scared and maybe even run but if I ran into a hamster who knew karate in that same dark alley, I don’t know what I'd do...I'd either..

1. Soil myself
2. Call for my mommy
3. Curl up in the corner
4. Or call for the famous kung fu monkey to kick some hamster @ss

Out of all of them I’m hoping I don’t do the first one :-s

2006-07-08 17:56:22 · answer #1 · answered by Fat Kids Are Hard To Kidnap 4 · 1 0

If they know karate then you had better call the National Enquirer and make yourself some money. It sounds totally ridiculous to be afraid of a hamster. But then again, maybe your hamster has a dojo with a very good karate teacher (would the teacher be another hamster or human?). Does your hamster have a black belt?

2006-07-06 23:39:58 · answer #2 · answered by missvickisue 2 · 0 0

Hi dude, yeah, you are handsome then =o)
anyways...
I love hamsters!!!! If they knew karate, then they would be like tiny kangarross ^-^ except with more hair =D and I would breed them too so that when they are little hamsters they fight with each other karate style ^-^

2006-07-08 01:37:24 · answer #3 · answered by principessa=o) 2 · 0 0

Yes, grasshopper, you can see the ninja hamsters on cuteoverload .com - also Google "golden hamsters" for more hamster fun!

2006-07-06 23:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by bjoybead 2 · 0 0

Then you have a wierd hamster

2006-07-06 23:18:14 · answer #5 · answered by moosenose1981 2 · 0 0

well i am reminded of those stupid toy hamsters that you press there hand and they sing and dance..........ahahaha that would be freaking funny if they were real and did karate .

2006-07-06 23:20:32 · answer #6 · answered by Candidily 3 · 0 0

YEAH< NO> I'll breed them and make lots of $$$$$$$$$.

2006-07-06 23:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

they might be scary to other hamsters...and possibly gerbils!!

2006-07-06 23:21:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My cat knows ju-jitsu...
I ain't skeered of no hamster!!!!!

2006-07-06 23:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by kroe_6 3 · 0 0

i would take him to Martial art compations and get a whole lot of cash!!

2006-07-10 16:47:37 · answer #10 · answered by Doomsday 3 · 0 0

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