the Marlboro doesn't fall from your Mother-in-Law's mouth as she tells the state trooper to go f--k himself...
Your turn. 10 pts for the best one
2006-07-06 16:11:19 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you might be a redneck if a beaver has bitten your nipple off.
2006-07-06 16:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by curious 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
You might be a redneck if your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shot-gun shells.
2006-07-06 23:21:18 · answer #2 · answered by ♥jen♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if you sit down and ask yahoo Jeff Foxworthy questions.:)
2006-07-06 23:15:00 · answer #3 · answered by Zetz F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if......you are your nephew's father and his uncle.
You might be a redneck if......your parents walk you to school because you're in the same grade.
2006-07-06 23:15:44 · answer #4 · answered by annastasia1955ca 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have made an excellent living telling the same joke over and over and OVER again...you might be Jeff Foxworthy.
2006-07-06 23:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you own 14 cars that aren't mobile but a home that is
if you hear ur grandmother come out of the bathroom and yell "u gotta see the size of this one"
2006-07-07 00:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by the_real_peagen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might be a redneck if you go to the same school as your kids.
2006-07-06 23:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by miss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if----these jokes are funny.
2006-07-06 23:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by warriorwoman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you let your hunting dog ride in the front seat and make your children ride in the trunk.
Also, if your car is the one on a concrete foundation, and your house is the one on wheels.
2006-07-06 23:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by Ragriav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might be a redneck if
you cut your grass and find a car!
2006-07-06 23:14:49 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've ever used toilet paper and called it a dinner table linen.
The sad part? My grandfather has.
2006-07-06 23:27:22 · answer #11 · answered by lynyangell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋